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Funny story: Victoria Beckham Fuming Over Portrait - David Terrified

Victoria Beckham Fuming Over Portrait - David Terrified

Recent American imports The Beckhams are reported to be furious over a portrait of Victoria commissioned by David Beckham for her "official 21st birthday" (real age 47 years).

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Funny story: Portugese Police Claim British Police Hampered McCann Case

Portugese Police Claim British Police Hampered McCann Case

In a dramatic new twist, Portuguese police today claimed that British Police have hampered their most determined efforts in the case of tragic missing Madeleine McCann.

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Funny story: Ron Paul, Vikki Carr, Andy Roddick - Fans Can Wreck Lives

Ron Paul, Vikki Carr, Andy Roddick - Fans Can Wreck Lives

In a sad twist today several writers at TheSpoof.com claim that they are being abused and harassed by members of the general public who seem to be, frankly, 2 sandwiches short of a picnic, a couple of slates short of a full roof, in other words, bark...

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Funny story: Pensioners New Craze "Free-Gardening" Causing Injuries

Pensioners New Craze "Free-Gardening" Causing Injuries

A new craze is sweeping Britain, causing accident units across the U.K serious concerns as pensioners flood in with injuries such as "severely scratched hands" and "twisted shoulders".

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Funny story: Gordon Brown Punches Bush After U.S Meeting

Gordon Brown Punches Bush After U.S Meeting

British Prime Minister has thrown a punch during a US press conference after a comment made by President George Bush over his gaining the premiership.

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Funny story: Rampant Sewage Forms Giant Death Lizards in China

Rampant Sewage Forms Giant Death Lizards in China

Today the Chinese government has been found guilty of covering up the deaths of nearly three quarters of a million people caused by rampant pollution.

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Funny story: Queen Forces Closure of Tesco Stores After Gaffe

Queen Forces Closure of Tesco Stores After Gaffe

The Queen has today stormed out of a Tesco store following an attrocious gaffe by the leading supermarket chain over her usual shopping list.

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Funny story: New Gameshow "Terror Factor" to be Aired On Al Jazeera

New Gameshow "Terror Factor" to be Aired On Al Jazeera

Sick of the lack of correctly trained terrorists Al-Quaeda has today announced plans to start a new gameshow where points will be awarded to teams of terrorists who manage to pull off an atrocity accurately. The show, which will be aired on popular n...

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Funny story: Big Brother - Jade Goody to Re-enter House to get Charley Out

Big Brother - Jade Goody to Re-enter House to get Charley Out

Producers Entemol are today in the grip of another battle with Ofcom after sending unpopular gobby housemate Charley back into the Big Brother house after she was evicted with over 75% of the public vote.

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Funny story: Kate Moss Starts Dating Again After Dumping Pete

Kate Moss Starts Dating Again After Dumping Pete

Skinny model Kate Moss has lost no time in getting back into the dating game. Just days after dumping spotty drug-addled no-hoper Pete Doherty, Kate has been spotted partying with her new bloke.

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Funny story: Prince William Will Elevate Kate to "Mistress" Level

Prince William Will Elevate Kate to "Mistress" Level

Buckingham Palace today announced firmly that Prince William will not be marrying Kate Middleton following speculation that the couple are back together.

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Funny story: Boeing Unveils Environmentally Friendly Passenger Plane

Boeing Unveils Environmentally Friendly Passenger Plane

Bowing to pressure from environment agencies planemaker Boeing has today unveiled its new "green" 787 Dreamliner aircraft powered by vegetable oil.

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Funny story: Stonehenge is not one of Seven Wonders - Just a Pile of Old Rocks

Stonehenge is not one of Seven Wonders - Just a Pile of Old Rocks

In a surprise twist Stonehenge, the oldest site known to man was not classed as one of the Seven Wonders of the World. A panel of experts has dismissed the ancient structure as "just a pile of old rocks."...

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Funny story: Wannabee Terrorist Craze Sweeps The U.K

Wannabee Terrorist Craze Sweeps The U.K

A new craze is sweeping the U.K in the wake of the worlds war on terror. It seems that Britain's disaffected youth wants to get in on the act in a amateur capacity.

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Gets Naked To Promote Lapdancing Laplanders and Protect Furry Muffs

Pamela Anderson Gets Naked To Promote Lapdancing Laplanders and Protect Furry Muffs

Notorious pneumatic-boobed ageing babe Pamela Anderson wants to open a chain of strip joints in her native Lapland. No stranger to getting her wobbling wangers out at every opportunity, including her kids sports days, Pammie has claimed she wants to...

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Funny story: Lost Chilean Lake Reappears in Sheffield

Lost Chilean Lake Reappears in Sheffield

The case of the mysterious disappearing Lake in Chile has been solved after it reappeared suddenly in Sheffield today.

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Funny story: DVLA Allows Proxies To Take Driving Tests

DVLA Allows Proxies To Take Driving Tests

In light of the revelations today by The Driving Standards Agency (DSA) which says that tens of thousands of people are paying fraudsters to sit their driving test for them, the DVLA has introduced measures to allow "proxies" to take incomp...

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