Celebrities from the world of entertainment are rushing to distance themselves from the discredited regime of Colonel Gaddafi. Hot on the heels of Nellie Furtado returning £1 million received for performing for the Libyan leader, Beyonce and Maria...
Charlie Sheen, as expected, climbed down from his ego-maniacal horse earlier today. After a meeting with his father Martin and studio executives, in the course of which it was spelt out in great detail what he stood to lose as a man and an actor, Sheen saw the error of his ways. The following is a transcript of an interview with Larry King to be screened tonight. Charlie will also be appearing...
BEVERLY HILLS - Charlie Sheen sat in the living room of his Mulholland Estates mansion, nicknamed Casa Jose Cuervo playing with his twin two-year-old boys Maximum and Bobblehead. And as the boys played with their toy gold-plated Lincoln Logs Charlie sat in his favorite recliner watching reruns of the number one rated sit-com on television Two and A Half Men. "Hey I remember boinking that gir...
Actor Charlie Sheen has shown up in Libya and is a big hit with Colonel Muammar Gadhafi! "I'm here to study Colonel Gadhafi so I can play him in a movie after he dies a martyr", Sheen told Al-Jazeer television. Then he did a little dance. "I'll...
Undercover reporter Cheyenne Childress got this story for us while using a new listening device that can pick up people at other tables in the restaurant or so we're told. "Actually, I was at Teddy's Place, the Club, but the device doesn't record...
Although ABC says the interview was conducted after Charlie Sheen's defamatory rants against Chuck Lorre, the producer of his hit sitcom Two and a Half Men and they left in most of it, they stated that some things were completely left out. "Sheen was high as a kite during part of the interview so part of it had to be cut", stated one producer. "Either that or he's just plain nuts!" Like what...
(10) Does not speak any known language. (9) Flying saucer command module beams him down to TV studios for morning show interviews. (8) His veins damaged by radical breaches. (7) His aura melts bones and faces like wax. (6) Fought the Corduroys on the Planet Genatur. (5) Tells world leaders he is "on a quest to claim absolute victory across the board on every front in this whole mes...
It appears the downward spiral that is Charlie Sheen's life may have finally hit rock bottom. I have been notified by Scotland Yard sources that Charlie Sheen has been indicted on assault charges after the 2 and a Half Men and Major League star a...
Noticeably agitated over having been accused of inappropriate behavior while being under the influence of mind altering substances and over the influence of body altering bimbos, Charley Sheen decided to cut his losses by telling executives at CBS to...
In a surprising turn of events US Secretary of Defense, Robert M. Gates, has made this revelation: Charlie Sheen IS Captain America. Mr. Sheen alluded to his superpowers during a NBC interview when he stated that he has tiger blood flowing in hi...
Erratic actor Charlie Sheen has signed on to play erratic Congressman David Wu in "Two and a Half Tigers," a fantasy film about a lawmaker by day and a fake tiger by night. The movie is based on the life of Wu, who blames his frequent mental mel...
According to a fellow patient at a rehab where they were also treating Charlie Sheen, Sheen told him he hated having to go to all the trouble of lifting a toilet lid in a bathroom when the sink was "right there waiting for you." He also told me th...
HOLLYWOOD - CBS executives have finally thrown in the billion dollar towel and have cancelled the remainder of the season of America's number one hit situation comedy, Two and A Half Men. Word from the top brass of the CBS Network stated that afte...
A lucrative new deal between two of Hollywood's most controversial stars has been announced today. Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan have signed a multimillion dollar deal with Laughing in Purgatory Entertainment Inc (LiP Inc) to create the next genera...
Hollywood legend Charlie Sheen is set to star in a new comedy series after Two and a Half Men was dramatically cancelled. The provisionally titled 'Two Hookers and a Half Cut Man' will follow the day to day adventures of a middle aged drunk and hi...
Malibu, CA - Troubled Hollywood Jack-of-all-trades, Mel Gibson and just as troubled actor, Charlie Sheen were found near Gibson's Malibu home Thursday night crouched on all fours and howling loudly at the moon. Neighbors heard a commotion and, th...
News this morning is that wacky actor Charlie Sheen has been dropped from the television show, "Two & A Half Men" and that the show is on hold until everything else can be worked out. Asked about the news, Sheen told our reporters "Ducks are f...
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