Scouse philosopher Joey Barton has the moral support of fellow troublemaker George Orwell in his war of words with Newcastle Football Club. George Orwell's dictum that "In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act"...
Twitter, the social networking and microblogging phenomenon that has taken the world by storm since it appeared on the scene five years ago, is to ban 'twits', those idiots, imbeciles, dolts and dullards who constantly clog up its facility with inane...
Carlos Tevez has come out of the closet and joined newly promoted Brighton and Hove Albion. The 'Seagulls' have fancied Tevez for some time and have swooped with a cheeky bid to land the moody Argie. Club spokesperson Sandy Bottom told excit...
Tweeters were rocked again this week when it was revealed that the middle aged American they were following was, in fact, a young lesbian woman from Syria. Sabeen Hosny was masquerading as Joe Curr, an ordinary middle-American. "I was blown away w...
WASHINGTON, DC --- Rep. Horace Hemaroid (R., NM) admitted that tweeted links to photographs of skidmarks were indeed his. "I had enough of people telling me I was, full of crap, didn't know my ass from my elbow, a poop head, butt breath, and I apolog...
LOS ANGELES - According to highly placed, unnamed, inside sources in the world of reality shows, Congressman Weiner has been signed to star in his very own reality show. Preston St. Bolero of Bedroom Pillow Talk, noted that the congressman and his...
BROOKLYN - Congressman Anthony "Peckerwood" Weiner says that he is fed up with hearing everyone go on and on about Weinergate, the Tweeter Tickler, www.woody, and The Weiner Wee Wee. He admits that what he did was wrong, but he adds that he did no...
A leading computer networking company has revealed that there is an astonishing fact about Twitter's Login Page that Facebook and Myspace don't want us to know about. This incredible fact is that Twitter's Login page is considered prettier by 9...
Congressman Anthony Weiner appeared in a bizarre national press conference to confirm what had become apparent in the past few days, the man is a serial internet wanker! Despite his short comings, which continue to pour in, and led to his startl...
Hot on the heels of the super injunction scandal, and other allegations which can't be entered into here, a further raft of celebrity revelations and allegations have surfaced on the social networking micro-blog site, Twitter. One tweet, which is...
New York City has taken center stage in the past weeks due to an outbreak of rampant weiners allegedly attacking hotel chambermaids, and this week Congressman Anthony Weiner has had his Wiener, although cloaked and dressing left, allegedly appearing...
An unnamed deity has sued the Bible after a number of the writers purported to reveal the name of the deity who allegedly impregnated the Virgin Mary. The deity's legal team begun the legal action in the High Court in London yesterday in what is t...
Wayne Rooney's twitter site is very popular, but has been attracting many weirdo's (it's the nature of the animal!). The majority of Looney's visiting Rooney's (site) obviously come from Liverpool, the red side there of. It's bad enough for FC Liv...
Racist homophobes' newspaper of choice, The Daily Mail, is at the centre of yet more Twitter outrage today after it suggested that King of Twitter, Stephen Fry, is rather boring. The paper in a scathing article slammed many of Fry's 'tweets' as be...
The UK's Twitter network crashed again this teatime, as the network gave way under the pressing weight of what has been tentatively described as "an avalanche of absolute bollocks." Millions of UK Twitter users could only gawp helplessly at their...
A top comedy team is having to rewrite an entire TV series, thanks to the naming names activities of Twitter. The team - who have taken out a super-injunction to stop us naming them - are burning the midnight oil in an attempt to rewrite and resho...
Social networking site, Twitter reportedly crashed again today. Insiders report that the sheer volume of Tweets about Royal Wedding starlet, Pippa Middleton caused the servers to overload, shutting the site down. "It's ridiculous," one said. "And...
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