The international fraud reporting centre has revealed it was contacted by more than 15,000 people who said they had been victims of scams in the first six months of this year. One woman tells how she was duped. Rhonda Porker is an unlikely victim...
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Unpaid reporter Inchcock Chambers, visited the Middle East, to speak with old sage Hezekiah Job, descendent of the Asher tribe. Who revealed the True Origins of the Internet from written text. Here are the resulting findings: An old, bearded shepherd with a crooked staff walked up to a stone pulpit and said, "And lo, it came to pass that the trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto hi...
Pop superstar Prince has vowed to keep his music offline, publicly announcing "the internet is over". Prince has been quoted as saying "They just fill up your head with numbers, it can't be good for you". He compared the internet's popularity wit...
1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information. 2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB. 3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms. 4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen. 5. This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Terabyte/sec This...
The Vatican is accused of blocking internet access for Italians bordering the tiny sovereign. Hundreds of neighbors have complained that the Holy See is trying to control their online lives. Some of the websites reportedly blocked are protestantp...
A new UK report released today reveals that over 70% of internet usage can be attributed to silver surfers, or in some cases, baldy headed surfers, as increasing numbers of tech savvy senior citizens get to grips with the complexities of the net.
Or...Gonzo Journalism Without the Use of Illegal Substances It didn't all start with the Internet. One particularly inventive troll who still stalks me first appeared after I discovered a slip of paper under a hedge bearing a weird message written in a childish scrawl. Running it through the Internet I discovered it was taken from the Koran and was a poor alliteration of Sura 104, "The Backbite...
Special to INS - Chief economist at Google, Hal Varian, announced that YouTube, acquired by the search-engine giant in 2007, will spin off a separate entity, YouCrap, to deal with the increased flood of home videos uploaded to its servers. "We wa...
Appearing in full page newspaper ads and internet pop-up advertising this past month, the hype surrounding a new Internet website that supposedly guarantees sex for $9.99 has been tremendous. While the website services claimed to be available in...
As the forty year relationship between Al and Tipper Gore comes to an end, the long and tedious task of dividing up the Internet between the two parties is underway. Tipper is requesting full control over the social side of web although did offer...
The latest scam put out by unscrupulous spammers turns out to be just a simple hoax. The scam mail was sent to the inbox of anyone with a government email address in the UK, but is also thought to have been circulated using other mailing lists.
NASHVILLE - The man who invented the Internet has now put it to good use. Al and Tipper Gore have decided to separate after 40 years of marriage. The Gores sat down and wrote out an email addressed to friends and family letting them know that afte...
Sharing a warm and fuzzy "Adios" as they lifted a finger in salute to one another while leaving their residence in separate cabs, Tipper Gore, wife of the self proclaimed inventor of the Internet, has left hubby Al for true Internet maven, Tim Berner...
A recent study by Opsos, the blindingly obvious survey company, has shown that today, Britons are using the internet more than at any point in history. "If we look at internet usage twenty years ago," said Opsos researcher, Quentin Aires, "we can...
The CIA are taking legal action in order to prevent a former operative spilling the beans as to the extent 'The Company' are reputed to be flooding internet websites with subliminal messages. 'The Company' have a long and not in all cases illustri...
Socially Ineptworking site, Facebook, has revealed plans to upgrade its online abuse security for children and young 'adults'. The plans include a so-called 'panic button' on every page. Once pressed, the button alerts police to the online bullyin...
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