The increasingly boring question of whether or not there is conspiracy in Scottish football against Glasgow Celtic took on a sinister turn with the rumour that manager Neil Lennon is set to reveal some even more bizarre claims. Its understood that...
MANCHESTER - The Colombian belly dancing firecracker Shakira and the Mexican Manchester United footballer Chicharito are celebrating their first month anniversary. Shakira, whose hips have been clocked at 124 miles per hour, told a reporter for Ta...
Jeff Stelling - "...And now over to our man Neil McCann at Dens Park, Dundee. Neil was actually on the bench as a trialist but was introduced into the action after 60 minutes. Well into injury time and its still Dundee 1, Raith Rovers 1...." Neil McCann - "Seems like, Jeff. Dundee's got a corner well into...
In a recent poll of sports journalists throughout the United Kingdom, Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere has been named as "The Latest Young Hopeful Being Touted As The Saviour Of The England National Side Who Will Spectacularly Crumble Under The Crush...
Former Manchester City star Mike 'Tra-la-la-la' Summerbee had a Keeganesque few minutes today in the Sky Sports studio at Old Trafford following today's Manchester derby. Clearly disappointed, and exuding bitterness, the former City winger finally...
Manchester derby games are always tense and tightly contested affairs, and todays Old Trafford clash between the Londoners and their noisy neighbours did little to break the mould. City appeared to have a slight edge in the first half, playing ass...
Scottish football has been rocked by the news that the Scottish Football League is investigating allegations that two of its officials offered to sell their votes in the contest to host the 2011 Alba Cup Final. 2 reporters from The Inversneckie B...
The fallout from England's disastrous 2010 World Cup campaign rumbles on - the FA has lodged an official complaint to organisers over the failure in security that allowed a fan to enter the England dressing room after the 0-0 draw with Algeria. "T...
Four Manchester City stars have been fined for the same driving offence. Police swooped on the Blues' training ground last week and issued £30 fixed penalty notices to Kolo Toure, Patrick Viera, Shaun Wright-Phillips and Shay Given after observing...
Kenya football fans in the North Eastern town of Mandera are furious at the Muslim leader Sheikh Khalif Mohammed's decision to close public video halls ahead of the African Nations Cup 2012 qualifiers. Because many Kenyans are too poor to afford s...
English football authorities will be watching a popular TV show with interest tonight as a team of loveable rogues take a fat cat agent "to the cleaners." BBC's Hustle features a team of grifters who each week punish a greedy crook or unscrupulous...
A sensational story is breaking involving the once mighty Celtic FC. Sources close to Parkhead have revealed that the biscuit tinted club directors - concerned about the humiliating early exit from European competition - have been leaving no stone...
Reports are coming out from various unnamed sources that the oft used emotional and financial arguments being put forward on the subject of league reconstruction are being accompanied by some distinctly unsavoury methods of persuasion. Details of...
This is 'Anfieldgrad', filing a NEWS REPORT from the banks of the River Mersey, with smoke in the air as the loyal defenders of 'Anfieldgrad', burn Torres shirts to keep warm. The Yanks are coming and they have fallen in love with 'Anfieldgrad' and...
Fabio Capello has thrown his weight behind the bid to host the 2026 World Cup. The England coach regards England as "the perfect country" as "the facilities and stadiums are really good". Lets not, of course, forget the quality air and rail lin...
Professional Footballers Association boss Gordon Taylor claims he has no reason to feel ashamed when it was revealed that his annual salary was just under £1 million. Taylor admitted that Prime Minister David Cameron might feel "sick as a parrot"...
Physicists have explained one of football's most spectacular goals. Brazilian Roberto Carlos's 1997 free kick against France curved so sharply that it left goalkeeper Fabian Barthez standing still and looking puzzled. Now, a study published in...
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