The once mighty fists that pumped at the screen while Sean Hannity preached about the socialist government have turned to mild shoulder shrugs as Americans realize that there is nothing they can do about it. "I was so angry about the bailouts, the...
A portion of an opening statement made recently at a meeting between President Obama and the new "class" of politicians in Washington. "Goo morning, aw want to tank you all for being here this mornan. Fust, let me pologize for my speaekin problem.
President Barry " Folks, I want to be your buddy, " Obama has finally been forced to make a public announcement concerning the national embarrassment over the Wikileaks hoorah which he is now linking to his push to abolish the "don't ask, don't te...
As Lawrence Welk use to say, "Everybody Loves a Polka". In the days, of days gone past, Lawrence Welk could almost have you convinced that this was true, well to some degree or other. Today, not so much. People have a choice. Hip Hop to Country th...
The long awaited and heralded Obama Government Motors Chevy Volt managed to limp into Dealer showrooms today with customers avoiding them in droves as the real truth about the Green Grocery Getter Gets out! Costing the taxpayers $40,000 to build w...
The Sarah Palin Blame Game is revving up full steam ahead against anything remotely to do or not to do with this country's beleaguered President. Palin learned early on that taking swipes at the current administration is good for her public image eve...
According to Barack Obama's closest aides, the President has said more than once "If I hear my name mispronounced one more time by those British broadcasters, I'm going to have to go over there and kick some British butt." Obama, of course, is ref...
10. You now have time to read all the books you want. 9. Your pay freeze just means you were making too much money. 8. Dinning at McDonalds is now alright, because those fancy places can be a little too much. 7. You now know who to write a great resume and cover letter. 6. You are discovering the beauties of PBS, and not all those channels on cable. 5. You don't need to buy a car.
As if it couldn't get any worse, Winkileaks officials say they are getting ready to dump 4 years worth of Obama's secret text messages, pictures, discussion of marital problems and political dirty tricks hacked from his BlackBerry! The President w...
The latest bombshell from Winkileaks reveals never before seen documents linking the lineage of US President Barry Obama and Prince Charles thanks to state of the art laboratory DNA profiling and ear analysis in the government funded sterile mouse...
We are the ones we've been waiting for. But I want to just shift gears today. I think about what it will like when I first bring them here upon the memorial's completion. That is the true genius of America, a faith in the simple dreams of its people, the insistence on small miracles. Our party has chosen a man to lead us who embodies the best this country has to offer, spending on everything fr...
Rome: Emperor Obamicus's foreign and domestic policies, particularly his handling of a recession and high unemployment have left Roman citizens seeing red across the empire. Public concern is about foreign wars, invasion, political infighting, corrup...
WASILLA - Sarah Palin sat smiling on her frozen front porch in her home on Lake Lucille, which she has dubbed, Casa Moscow. The former governor of the Iceberg State repeated the statement that she had made to Glenn Beck that the United States has...
Michelle Obama, protector of the obese, champion of 4 meals a day for starving US children whose parents can't be arsed, railed at plans to go ahead with January White Sales after her husband's promise of 'change' failed miserably with his grand Bla...
It was announced today that Barry Obama's recent injuries were incurred when he slipped out of the grasp of his Secret Service handlers and was almost trampled to death at 3 a.m. as a horde of frenzied shoppers ran him over trying to scoff up the br...
The official story line is, The President likes to play hard ball when he works out on the court. Barack Obama was playing aggressive basketball and he took a stray elbow to the mouth. Obama was rushed to the doctor where he recieved 12 stitches for...
It was reported today by the press that President Barack Obama was "accidentally" hit in the mouth during a basketball game with family and friends at Fort McNair, a military post in Washington. The ten person game was witnessed by several spectat...
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