HOLLYWOOD - Well now that Charlie Sheen has just lost his job on the number one rated comedy show Two and A Half Men, which was paying him $1.8 million per week the maverick actor will have all kinds of free time on his hands. And in the words of...
Charlie Sheen sent an invitation to Charlie Sheen to invite himself to Prince William's Bachelor Party. When Charlie was asked by one of our 'shaplier' Spoof Writers, if he would be attending the 'party' he answered, "Dark Blue with white strip...
Many folks these days are calling Charlie Sheen crazy and with good cause. But there are a few folks keeping an eye on Sheen. Some say he's crazy alright, crazy like a fox. The latest conspiracy theory out there is that all the nutty things Sheen...
Mr Sheen, well known for "shining umpteen things clean" is taking actor Charlie Sheen to court. The professional cleaner, often seen sporting a handlebar moustache, leather flying jacket, flowing scarf (get on with it!) and pilot's cap is said to...
CBS announced today that they've cast Charlie Sheen in a remake of the popular television series My Favorite Martian. Sources inside the network say they've been quietly negotiating the deal with Sheen's lawyers for the past several days, but didn't...
It was official Monday, Charlie Sheen no longer works for Warner Bros. The entertainment giant canned Sheen referencing his continuing erratic behavior and outspoken rants as the reason. Not one to take things lying down, unless of course it's wit...
HOLLYWOOD - Saying that they are finished playing 'Day Care Center' the top brass at the CBS Network have just informed Charlie Sheen, the star of the number one rated sit-com on television Two and A Half Men that his services are no longer needed.
LOS ANGELES, CA - Just when things seemed like they couldn't get worse for Charlie Sheen, they did precisely that. Maybe it was only a hallucination brought on by his latest three-day bender. He could probably come to terms with that. Perhaps it was just an innocent misunderstanding with his 95 year-old pool boy. That too, although more difficult to believe, might be overlooked, given the...
A coven of witches and warlocks have cast a binding spell on Charlie Sheen hoping to rid him of evil influences after they say he dissed their religion by calling himself a warlock. Sheen was shown making devil horns with his hand behind one of the g...
It is true. The Royal Wedding has indeed been called off. Now before you cancel your hotel bookings and days off work, please take time to read the rest of this amazing story. Read it to the end and you will learn a lot about the customs of othe...
Charlie Sheen, appearing on a special edition of the Shopping Channel, has made an offer to buy CBS, which owns the rights to his cancelled show Two and a Half Men. So far, he's offering $2 billion dollars. Sheen, appearing on the show dressed lik...
Charlie Sheen is out to show CBS and anyone else who may have doubted his ability to make money that he is closest to becoming God than anyone on earth, even while his life seems to be falling to pieces. In case no one has yet noticed, Sheen is t...
US Heartthrob and actor Charlie Sheen has launched a brand new cleaning product which he hopes will help him 'clean up.' The troubled star of 'Two And A Half Men' spoke to a packed Press Conference today. I'm sick and tired of making headlines for all the wrong reasons and have decided to clean up my act in every way. I'm a handsome guy and very talented sure, but eventually, you have to s...
Police were called to Charlie Sheen's home again last night after neighbors reported hearing high-pitched screams coming from Sheen's yard. Upon arrival, officers found Sheen hanging halfway out of a child's wagon that he'd smashed into a fire hydran...
Unhappy with the constant butchering of his name in the media, Muammar Al-Gaddafi, aka Moammar Gaddafi, Muammar Khaddafi, Moammar El-Gathafi, M. A. Kaddafy, El Cid, Pancho Villa, and Charlie Sheen today announced that he is changing his name to John...
Charlie Sheen has most definitely 'lost it totally'. During his most recent t.v. interview he announced that he is planning to marry Susan Boyle and then adopt Justin Bieber, two Vietnamese orphans and a rescue dog. When told that Susan wasn't looking for a husband and that Justin HAS a family and because of his 'problems' the Vietnamese won't allow him to adopt any on their children, and the...
Newly divorced and jobless, Jon Cryer has rented a U-Haul and begun the process of moving in with Charlie Sheen and the goddesses. Asked if he wasn't happily married just last week when we interviewed him, Cryer replied, "Well, yeah, yeah I guess...
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