Written by Steddyeddy

Tuesday, 8 March 2011

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One of the Mr Sheen's off in a huff

Mr Sheen, well known for "shining umpteen things clean" is taking actor Charlie Sheen to court.

The professional cleaner, often seen sporting a handlebar moustache, leather flying jacket, flowing scarf (get on with it!) and pilot's cap is said to be extremely annoyed by the antics of the actor Charlie Sheen, and feels he is taking the good name of furniture polish to depths that have been unplumbed even by 365, 24/7 discount furniture advertisers or chief executives of the bailed-out British banks.

In speaking about Mr Sheen, Mr Sheen said that there was no way Mr Sheen used drugs or other substances in pursuance of fun and invincibility.

And because Mr Sheen was happy to use drugs, it might give the wrong impression that Mr Sheen, who only used CFC-free propellants, condoned drugs.

As a result of the confusion, Mr Sheen has been talking about changing his name to either Snickers or Cilit Bang.

The furniture polish refused to say what he might change his name to.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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