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Funny story: "Twitter is Over Capacity" Phrase Trademarked by Twitter Birdies

"Twitter is Over Capacity" Phrase Trademarked by Twitter Birdies

Dissatisfied by the meager wages they receive for their services delivering tweets all around the world, Twitter birdies have become entrepreneurs and have trademarked their own version of the dreaded "over capacity" message sometimes displayed on th...

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Funny story: Facebook's Real-Name Policy Being A Total Pain In The Ass To High School Football Hero

Facebook's Real-Name Policy Being A Total Pain In The Ass To High School Football Hero

Plano, TX- "Facebook needs to get its 'real-name-only policy' s--- together," said high school senior Lee Taylor. Last week, the social network giant allegedly kicked the famous Plano High School football tailback and the school's all-time leading...

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Funny story: Social Media Turning Americans Into Socialists, Study Warns

Social Media Turning Americans Into Socialists, Study Warns

Washington, DC - America's growing use of social media is transforming the population of the United States into "a gang of pinko, socialist subversives," according to a study by a leading conservative think tank. In a comprehensive three-page repo...

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Funny story: Due to Twitter embarrassment, CBS to downsize to 'One and a Half Men'

Due to Twitter embarrassment, CBS to downsize to 'One and a Half Men'

HOLLYWOOD, Calif.--Just when you thought their troubles were over, the producers of Two and a Half Men are once again ripping the hair out of their skulls due to a Tweet Ashton Kutcher made in support of recently fired Penn State coach Joe Paterno.

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Is So Upset About His Recent Way Out-of-Line Tweet That He Has Imposed A One Week Tweeting Ban on Himself

Ashton Kutcher Is So Upset About His Recent Way Out-of-Line Tweet That He Has Imposed A One Week Tweeting Ban on Himself

HOLLYWOOD - Ashton Kutcher says he now knows how people who put their big fat feet in their mouths like Gilbert Gottfried, Billy Bob Thornton, and Joaquin Phoenix, who are all currently in the Witless Protection Program feel. Kutcher, the roving b...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham sees aliens

Victoria Beckham sees aliens

Victoria Beckham, one quarter of the Beckham marriage, is embarrassed again after tweeting that thee were aliens massing outside her front door. We're surrounded! she tweeted. There are aliens everywhere. 100s of little grey people. This is the...

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Funny story: Twits Establish Social Network

Twits Establish Social Network

A social network for Twits has become one of the most visited sites on the internet. Twitter is an online social networking and microblogging service that enables its users to send and read text-based posts of up to 140 characters, according to Wi...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Caught Cheating on Twitter with New Social Network Chime.In

Ashton Kutcher Caught Cheating on Twitter with New Social Network Chime.In

TWITTER - It's been widely reported that Ashton Kutcher has been public in his comments about the status of truth and honest reporting from media and social media outlets. He even paints a dream when publishers were 'gatekeepers of truth.' However, h...

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Funny story: Hugo Chavez Still Learning How to Use Twitter

Hugo Chavez Still Learning How to Use Twitter

VENEZUELA - It has been three years since the President of Venezuela Hugo Chavez received his first Apple Mac Book Pro and one and a half years since he has been trying to learn how to use Twitter. Chavez enjoys the Apple experience immensely beca...

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Funny story: Occupy Wall St. Too Big to Fail Too Cool to Say Bye-Bye

Occupy Wall St. Too Big to Fail Too Cool to Say Bye-Bye

NEW YORK CITY - The colloquial term infamously used during the global recession is now being applied to the incumbent revolutionary, Occupy Wall St. This means, essentially, that the entire revolution is so interconnected via social network that...

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Funny story: QPR stars face FA charges for using c*** word on Twitter

QPR stars face FA charges for using c*** word on Twitter

QPR stars may be on the end of a G Spot fine from the FA for tweeting the word c***. "The word c*** is naughty and we forbid footballers to use it in tweets" said FA Chairman Sir Roger Clunge . 29 year old Sean Wright-Phillips and Shaun Derry,...

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Funny story: Colin Wanker following Joey Barton on Twitter

Colin Wanker following Joey Barton on Twitter

QPR manager Neil Warnock has gone 'underground' to monitor his players off-the-field activities. "I have signed up on Twitter using an anagram and I am analysing their tweeted conversations without them knowing" revealed Colin Wanker. Warnock has...

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Funny story: Wolves given Twitter lesson by QPR

Wolves given Twitter lesson by QPR

Wolves manager Mick McCarthy has blamed Twitter after his team were clinically deconstructed by QPR with tweets from @Joey7Barton, @alefaurlin and @RealDJCampbell. "QPR were just too articulate for us today" said a speechless McCarthy, who has banned...

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Funny story: Robbie Savage paired with sheep on Strictly Come Dancing

Robbie Savage paired with sheep on Strictly Come Dancing

Robbie Savage's tweets have led to much speculation about his mystery partner on Strictly Come Dancing. The ex-footballer has told followers on Twitter that he would like to 'go through the moves' with stunning pro dancers Natalie Low or Alioni V...

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Funny story: Toffee nosed QPR chew over Scouse Toffees

Toffee nosed QPR chew over Scouse Toffees

Everton fans were left fuming after the Toffees were turned over by a makeshift QPR side at Goodison Park on saturday. Charlie Scally, writing in the Scouse Echo, called QPR "a bag of shite" and claimed they were lucky to beat Everton. "QPR ar...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Names Her Black Dildo Obama - How Deep Will She Go On Her Attacks?

Sarah Palin Names Her Black Dildo Obama - How Deep Will She Go On Her Attacks?

The darling of the tea party movement, who has yet to decide if she is going to put herself forward for the republican race for the White House, has said she finally has found a way to channel her anger at Barack Obama which is worse now than when he...

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Funny story: New Social Media App set to Take Over the Way You Interact

New Social Media App set to Take Over the Way You Interact

Finally Apple's App department has approved the app that everyone in the social media industry has been talking about. An integration utility from the software giant Benchmark submitted nearly eighteen months ago has just been granted approval by App...

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