Confusion reigned at Buckingham Palace this morning when details of the Queen's New Year's Honours List were mixed up with those of Her Majesty's New Year's Shopping List, resulting i...
Buckingham Palace - (Ass Mess): The Puppet Monarch's live-in rent boy Prince (sic) Philip has had a secret heart condition for 15 years according to Palace sources.
In a development so unforeseen that nobody, uh, foresaw it, HM the Queen and HRH Prince Phillip today made their divorce official at the Westminster Register Office. Veteran Royal-watchers, long listed in the Guinness Book as "most useless human...
WINDSOR (Defecated News) - Interfaith relations in the UK were left in tatters after the Duke of Edinburgh called a group of Muslim youth workers 'a gang of fucking Taliban bomber-training bastards' yesterday.
London - (Disaster Press): Sir Winston Churchill expressed doubts over Prince Philip being able to father so much as a tadpole let alone an heir to the British throne according to archives released today.
In his latest interview the Duke of Edinburgh sparked controversy by claiming "Muslims are a bit funny". The Prince was being interview by the BBC about his opinions on Britishness.
In the second major 'bad language' incident of the weekend, Frankie Dettori, the National Hunt jockey, upset the Queen with a hail of F-words immediately after winning the Epsom Derby...
The world was rocked yesterday when news that the late King Charles of England, was brought back to life from his frozen haven. Only to find that his ears had been well… chopped off.
The Queen fulfilled one of her lifelong ambitions at the weekend, when she partook of a meal at Kentucky Fried Chicken. Her Majesty had been past outlets on numerous occasions, but had never actually sampled the culi...
George Bush is renowned for his inappropriate comments and embarrassing slips of the tongue, but it appears that he has met his match in visiting dignitary, Prince Phillip. First reports on the outcome of last night's gaffe clash had the presiden...
Carole Middleclass, the mother of Prince William's ex-girlfriend Kate Middleclass, is in the news again after it emerged that she was the main reason behind her daughter's premature Royal bre...
Prince William, recently dumped by decidedly ordinary Kate Middleclass, is to try his luck with someone a few steps down the social ladder - and the evolutionary scale! - ex-Big Brother and Celebrity Big Brother slug...
"She may have been a looker, but her name wasn't long enough."...
Kate Middleton, the girlfriend of Prince William, is, this morning, no longer the girlfriend of Prince William. The pair have packed each other in.
As the Government outlined new proposals to combat bullying in schools, one headmaster of a prestigious Grammar School in Scotland stood alone in defending, what he called, "the noble art".
London - (ReUterus & Ass. Mess): Phoney Pharaoh and owner of Harrabs department store in central London Mohammed Al Fayed has told a press conference today that on the morning of her death former Playboy centrefold Anna Nicole Smith phoned him and to...
The interview Princess Diana gave to Martin Bashir in 1995, was "grossly edited", it has been claimed.
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