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Turning in his grave at the very idea of Camilla: Sir Winston Churchill, KG

London - (Disaster Press): Sir Winston Churchill expressed doubts over Prince Philip being able to father so much as a tadpole let alone an heir to the British throne according to archives released today.

The former wartime leader said he always knew Philip was in fact a nephew of the traitor and UK fascist party leader Oswald Mosely and wormed his way by stealth into Buckingham Palace after being hired by Joseph Stalin.

Writing in a memorandum documenting Cabinet minutes Sir Winston said that the September 1940 bombing of Buckingham Palace by the Luftwaffe was a disaster and the idea to substitute lookalike actors for King George VI, his wife Elizabeth and eldest daughter Princess Elizabeth without telling UK voters "was a monumental cock-up".

"As a leading member of the UK Hellfire Club this man is a dangerous nutter," Churchill wrote.

"And from personal experience I would also say he is a homophobic closet-queen with delusions of grandeur, founded on his xenophobic hatred of foreigners, Liberals, Democrats and anybody suspecting him of the catalogue of sex crimes that Scotland Yard has unearthed about him."


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