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Funny story: TheSpoof.com Writer 'Monkey Woods' Still Missing in Dudley

TheSpoof.com Writer 'Monkey Woods' Still Missing in Dudley

Our very own 5 star rated Monkey Woods is still missing in Dudley after being taken by circus folk whilst reporting for TheSpoof.com. It was 3 weeks ago that the TheSpoof.com first lost contact with Monkey and it is assumed that Ringo's Superstar...

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Funny story: Chimps used to create spam

Chimps used to create spam

Los Angeles, California: If you've noticed email spam containing horrendous typos and other grammatical errors, it may be the work of Chimpanzees.

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Funny story: Bush Agrees to Supply Monkeys to Detroit Automakers

Bush Agrees to Supply Monkeys to Detroit Automakers

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Bush told Detroit's auto industry leaders on Tuesday that he will import "as many monkeys as it takes" from Thailand to work on vehicle assembly lines for Detroit's Big Three automakers.

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Funny story: Middle School Student Offends Monkey at Zoo

Middle School Student Offends Monkey at Zoo

ASHEBORO-N.C. Authorities today reported that a monkey in the Asheboro Zoo was offended after a male middle school student stood in front of it's cage and offended it. Zoo officials weren't saying what specific behavior may have offended the mon...

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Funny story: Live Grenade juggler ends career in a Bang!

Live Grenade juggler ends career in a Bang!

Enrico Valdez, aka "Juggling Fool" went out with a BANG after 11 years of successfully juggling 3 fully armed live hand grenades before less than optimal crowds. Club owners would routinely plant Cabbage Patch dolls and clapping toy monkey...

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Funny story: President Bush Makes Progress

President Bush Makes Progress

WASHINGTON DC (AP) Doctors at Walter Reed Army Medical Center have reported signficant progress in their efforts to help President George W. Bush appear more like a human and less like a monkey. President Bush has secretly been undergoing speech ther...

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Funny story: Bush tells Karzai he's not a monkey but still has to wear the costume

Bush tells Karzai he's not a monkey but still has to wear the costume

Following deadly riots over Newsweek's later-retracted story about US military guards flushing Qurans down the toilet and reports of prisoner abuse at detention centers in the Middle East and Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, Afghan president Hamid Karzai de...

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Funny story: Camilla Love Child Special - Hope For Endangered Species

Camilla Love Child Special - Hope For Endangered Species

It is a tragic event that the British Royal Family of orangutans is a critically endangered species and so it was with some scepticism that when Monkey World, Dorset, UK had announced the coupling of Charles (56) and Camilla (57) that they wou...

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Funny story: A Levels Exams Different Class

A Levels Exams Different Class

Home Secretary David Blunkett said he had despaired for the results when he had glanced through the A Level exams before students wrote. Now he can look at their achievements with no little pride. Allegations that the exams wouldn't test a monkey...

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Funny story: Sandy Berger's Monkey Malaise

Sandy Berger's Monkey Malaise

Washington, DC - Sandy Berger, President Clinton's National Security Advisor, continues to be battered by bad news following the discovery of his removal of classified documents from the National Archives.

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Funny story: Rwanda Votes US Laughing Stock Of The World

Rwanda Votes US Laughing Stock Of The World

Rwandan citizens, voting last week via monkey mail, chose the United States as the Most Ludicrous Country In The World by a 4-1 margin over the second place finisher, Sierra Leone.

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Funny story: And finally, Moby is a monkey.

And finally, Moby is a monkey.

That's right. Moby is a monkey. A simian musician. A primate philanthropist. A banana diet denizen of NYC. Moby Moby, of NYC, is a monkey. He has ears. He has a mouth with which to eat bananas and ants and the like. He has eyes with which to see nits on the other monkey's heads. He runs about in a very monkeyish way. He is friends with Michael Moore, as many monkeys are. That is no...

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Funny story: Jordan Ready for Monkey Business

Jordan Ready for Monkey Business

Following the success of "I'm a Celebrity - Get Me Out of Here!", production company "Elladore" has announced a new show to be launched on ITV during April 2004.

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Funny story: Super Bowl

Super Bowl

CBS Sports had counted on making millions of dollars from the broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVIII but Carolina Panthers threw a monkey wrench into the plans of CBS.

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Funny story: Trained Monkey Emerges as Surprise Victor in Iowa Caucus

Trained Monkey Emerges as Surprise Victor in Iowa Caucus

Des Moines, IA In a stunning upset today, a trained monkey won the Iowa Caucuses, gaining 42% of the overall vote, with Howard Dean @ 19%, John Kerry @ 17%, John Edwards @ 14%, Dick Gephardt with 7% and Dennis Kucinich with 1% of the final vot...

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Funny story: Johnny Vegas to be Next Bond

Johnny Vegas to be Next Bond

The St. Helens born comic, Johnny Vegas, best known for his T.V. appearances including the ITV Digital adverts where he starred alongside the much more popular monkey, was today announced as the replacement for Pierce Brosnan in the next Bond feature...

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Funny story: Man eats monkey as "experiment"

Man eats monkey as "experiment"

An unemployed actor from Santa Barbara has been charged with 'malicious injestion' following his admission that he swallowed a monkey. Malcolm Jack-san told reporters outside his house that he "saw some guy eating big worms on TV" a...

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