Government Motors (GM) and new CEO Barry Obama promised great things for the Chevy Volt including 232 miles per gallon (mpg), thousands of 'meaningful' green jobs, lowering of the Great Lakes, and the lifting of smog over Los Angeles. HE LIED! W...
A Rochdale woman died this morning while trying to defrost her car. In a bizarre sequence of events, Brenda Protheroe successfully removed herself from the human gene pool. Ms Protheroe walked out of her house to find her 15 year old Fiat Panda co...
Characterized in recent months as The Slurpee Sippers who idly watched as the economy slid down the proverbial ditch, Republican leaders have decided to fight back through education. Driver's Education, that is. Seven high ranking Republican...
The Cygnet, as a hatchling Aston Martin is known, is to be born at the Gaydon headquarters in Warwickshire, England. The process has been a long and tiring one, allegedly due to how difficult it is to get two old lumbering Aston Martins to mate, n...
What do you do when life starts to catch up with you? When you have trouble hearing the dialogue in award winning movies on TV...when after sitting too long your knees ache and when you move the creaking wakes the dog? What do you do when after reading all the latest news you think it can't get any worse....and then it does? What do you do when you start a round of golf with 4 pars and a...
Top General Motors executives emerged from a lengthy strategy session and announced a new plan to return the company to profitability--shifting production facilities from making cars and trucks to making rickshaws and bicycles. The groups' spokesp...
In order to gain a stronger foothold in the Asian car market, in the face of local firms such as Tata, Ford have produced a new green hybrid car designed especially for places like India and Pakistan where fuel stations may be far apart and where loc...
Local man Kevin Nobbart was presented with the keys to a shiny new Ford Focus yesterday. The car was the first prize in the High St Motors grand raffle. A delighted Mr Nobhard (Who already has a company car of his own)attended the High St Motors s...
There was panic in Detroit today after a 400,000 square foot Chrysler manufacturing plant, and 6 surrounding square blocks were evacuated after what turned out to be a plethora of Beer Farts caused the evacuation and mass hysteria. The noxious fum...
Every summer Cordell "Carburetor" Fitzwalter spends an entire month traveling throughout America's dozens of automobile corporate industry offices in the capacity of chief senior executive writer for Showroom Floor Extensively Illustrated Semi-Monthly Magazine. Mr. Fitzwater conducts hundreds of interviews with corporate CEO's, Presidents, and Directors of the various automotive departments in...
SYDNEY- An 18 year old was clocked doing 50 kilometers an hour in a 50km limit street in Western Sydney overnight. Sergent Paul Lowes was shocked by the incident. "He's giving probationary drivers everywhere a bad name.' he said. "When you s...
Whenever I'm in Trinketsville, Missouri, my first stop is always SmashItUp car rentals, "for the best deals on wheels." Hint--when you go there, don't be served by the minimum wage flunkies at the front desk, quaffing Folger's and sucking Marlboros while half assedly typing your rental contract. Ask for the manager--Willie Wheelie. An amicable chap, Wheelie became overly friendly with a busty b...
Overweight nerds with six-figure incomes and short c-list celebrity-types rejoice; a new company will allow you to take to the streets in a stunning phallic representation, at 1/3 to 1/2 the cost of an International CXT Pickup. Did You Know? That...
All merry heck has broken loose in the Schrödinger household since Mrs Schrödinger was caught on CCTV putting a cat in a box, allegedly in an attempt to shut her husband up. 'Oh he wouldn't stop banging on about it' stated a clearly irate Mrs Schr...
Service stations up and down the country have been forced to erect signs warning motorists of illegal car-park traders that have been accosting innocent visitors to the service stations on Britain's motorways. "It has got to be quite a problem," s...
Home Office minister has successfully pushed through a bill to oust Clampers from England's privately owned land. This has come as a great relief to a number of MPs who have been parking their cars on an abandoned lot around the back of Westminste...
Ford Motor Company today announced it will introduce an all-new 16.0-liter V-14 diesel engine and a heavy-duty 15-speed automatic transmission beginning in early 2011 for its all-new X-Series Super Duty tandem-axle pickup, Ford Exhibition and Ford Ex...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
