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Funny story: iPhone 4 - perfect for 'missed calls'

iPhone 4 - perfect for 'missed calls'

The latest generation Apple iPhone 4 has been officially revealed to have the most serious problem of any iPhone released to date. The new iPhone 4 was meant to be the pinnacle of telephone technology, boasting more features than a feature packed...

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Funny story: Apple's new iVuvuzela goes on sale

Apple's new iVuvuzela goes on sale

There was pandemonium today as thousands of geeks queued up outside Apple's flagship store in Regent's Street desperate to get their hands on the brand new iVuvuzela. Several geeks had their glasses broken and wet themselves in the crush as police...

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Funny story: iPhone 4 recall - but only for left handers

iPhone 4 recall - but only for left handers

Rumors have astounded the telecommunications world today following the understanding that all cool new iPhone 4 phones bought by left-handed customers are to be recalled. It has been alleged that when held in the left hand, the iPhone 4 gradually...

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Funny story: Apple CEO Steve Jobs: Apple Technology Will Cure Gulf Oil Disaster!

Apple CEO Steve Jobs: Apple Technology Will Cure Gulf Oil Disaster!

Steve Jobs, the robo-Prime Minister of the Apple juggernaut, plans to write history while rewriting some dubious parts of its own history, by stating that it will use former technologies once deemed to be commercial failures to cap the oil puker in t...

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Funny story: Nokia Responds to Apple and Sprint's New 4G Models

Nokia Responds to Apple and Sprint's New 4G Models

(KRS NEWS) Thursday, Nokia unveiled their newest product response to the rapid gains in market share by Apple's iPhone and Sprint's newest 4G EVO model introductions. Introduced to a frenzied and feverish cabal of tech media reporters, Nokia lasc...

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Funny story: Apple to Release Newest Game Changer

Apple to Release Newest Game Changer

Apple (AAPL) CEO Steve Jobs could hardly contain himself at a press conference early Tuesday when he unveiled the newest ridiculously super awesome Apple product "Ladies and Gentleman, we've done it again, I'm here to announce to you today that you n...

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Funny story: Apple to release iPie

Apple to release iPie

Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple Inc. today announced the release of their new iPie 1.0, specially designed for the UK market. "This will be a revolutionary change in the way consumers eat pastry," says Jobs, "The basic unit comes ready to eat, but can be...

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Funny story: Newest iPhone to Have Removable Battery, Flash Support, Will Be Available on Any Carrier.

Newest iPhone to Have Removable Battery, Flash Support, Will Be Available on Any Carrier.

Apple CEO Steve Jobs has lit the universe on fire with the release of the iPhone 4. Here are some of the highlights: 1. It is 4G network compatible The 4 in iPhone 4 can mean only one thing: It will have next-gen 4G data network support!! AT&T will reportedly have a 4G network up and running by this Thursday. 2.) More carriers! Forget that one carrier that currently supports the...

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Funny story: Apple releases latest splurge item

Apple releases latest splurge item

The latest big white release from apple is the iWank, the most sought after gadget ever released by the company in the last five minutes. The iWank is specially designed not to do anything that a much cheaper laptop couldn't do, but the iWank does...

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Funny story: New Derek Acorah Applelet causes a sensation

New Derek Acorah Applelet causes a sensation

Derek Acorah, world famous psychic medium and carpet whisperer has teamed up with Apple to create the Derek Acorah iPhone Applelet. This applet has three functions. Firstly, it does away with the need to store telephone numbers of your contacts. U...

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Funny story: Apple i-Nag to be released in a week

Apple i-Nag to be released in a week

People - or to give them their scientific name - numpty-sheepus-followcrowd-lackpersonality-iwant - are already queuing outside shops for the new Apple i-Nag, which is due to reach those shops in a couple of weeks. However, people have been warned...

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Funny story: Apple unveils new iDie product

Apple unveils new iDie product

Following reports of escalating suicide rates at its Chinese manufacturing plant, Apple today unveiled its latest iDie product. The new iDie computer, a heavily-customized iPad unit, has the following features: * Slate, tombstone-shape...

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Funny story: Apple Sues Alex Jones Over iPad Torture

Apple Sues Alex Jones Over iPad Torture

Apple Computer has filed suit against Alex Jones over his famous Youtube video showing him torturing an iPad to death. The ten-minute piece shows various interrogation methods used by the US Military - with the support and blessing of every other...

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Funny story: iPhone demand boosts Apple egos

iPhone demand boosts Apple egos

Strong sales of its iPhone and Macintosh computers helped Apple egos to leap by 90% in the first quarter of 2010. iPhone users head size increased on average by 49% in the three months to 27 March. Apple said it sold about nine million of its popu...

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Funny story: Apple to launch new and improved iPad

Apple to launch new and improved iPad

Apple admits some iPad users may be having trouble with their iPads as first-generation users have complained about restart problems. To correct this Apple is releasing a newer, upgraded, more reliable version of the iPad - called iPad with wings.

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Funny story: Apple iPad Debutante Ball is April 3, Kindle Says BIG WHOOP

Apple iPad Debutante Ball is April 3, Kindle Says BIG WHOOP

The April 3 launch of the tablet computer, the Apple iPad, will be celebrated at a Debutante Ball at which the iPads will be formally introduced to society. The "Coming Out" Ball will be held at the Cupertino, CA, headquarters of Apple, Inc. App...

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Funny story: Review: iPod Atto

Review: iPod Atto

Once in a while, as the Spoof's top reviewer, I get handed something to review that makes the whole job worthwhile. This month, I was asked to review the hottest technological product ever: the iPod Atto. The iPod Nano is the slimmed down version of the iPod, which is a slimmed down version of the iPhone or iPad. Or conversely, the iPhone is a beefed up version of the iPod, which is a beefed...

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