PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korea's Rice Paddy News Agency has reported that the leader of North Korea will no longer tolerate any hostile threats from either Russia or the United States. Kim Jong Un speaking at the world-famous Chopsticks Squa...
PANAMA CITY, Florida - Secretary of State John Kerry visited The Sunshine State and spoke at a convention of retired Southern pharmacists. He stated that should North Korean leader Kim Jong Un carry through with his threat to invade Australia, the...
Hope was a dying ember in a decaying star. The populous was living in constant fear; they were afraid to leave their dwellings, afraid to trust anyone who wasn't a white, heterosexual, Christian American for fear they may be terrorists. The working c...
Kitchen, Global--Since the disclosures of National Security Agency's surveillance on American people and the world had sparked world outcry about the NSA's privacy intrusions, two factions have emerged inside the NSA-those that oppose the mass survei...
SEOUL, South Korea - Kim Jong Un offered to purchase South Korea at a fair price. South Korea responded to his offer by saying, "Are you kidding us Doughboy?" Lower Korea went on to say that Kim Jong Un has got some gall thinking that he could...
A Christmas nutcracker-the largest ever seen in the mid Atlantic-has been spotted patrolling beaches in several prime locations geared for tourists heading south during the winter holidays. Marine biologist Susan "Sugar Plum" Farley reports, "It'...
The next presidential election (of 2016) is fast approaching the American public. In political terms, that's sooner than tomorrow. In order to compensate for all the lost time political parties have wasted not blasting the population with political propaganda, a new ad campaign has just began. The majority of Americans are not yet aware of this pressing problem. Fervor will run so high on both...
A local Islamic man who recently arrived from Islam came to America carrying big dreams of spreading Sharia Law to all the four corners of the circular Earth. Upon arriving in America, he immediately set about destroying such principles as religi...
HONG KONG, China - The Chinese Republic has just issued a news statement that it has worked out a deal with the United States. The deal calls for the USA to take over the production of 92 percent of China's fortune cookie manufacturing. China's...
KARACHI, Pakistan - A source within the Taliban organization has stated that the terrorist group is having some financial problems. The source expressed the fact that the reason is due to mismanagement which has resulted in overspending. An inv...
Although people will tell you that this is not possible, when the nation is in trouble as when WWII was taking place, FDR served into his 4th term before he died in office. "It's always a possibility", stated one Washington Insider. "If things go...
WASHINGTON, Illinois - 53 million people in the United States were under severe weather watch as storms pounded much of the north central and eastern coastal states, brought on by the wrath of God. While under a half dozen people were thought to b...
In an amazing move that some regard as a "bloodless revolution" Congress yesterday, under the direction of President Barack Obama, has voted in legislation that will completely revolutionize the governance and economy of the United States. In a natio...
After their recent heroic depositions of evil tyrants Saddam Hussein and Colonel Gaddafi as well as Osama Bin Laden, our World Police Force are now turning their attention to the menacing spectre that is - Angela Merkel. The German 'Chancellor', o...
President Barack O'Bama known to his Masonic brothers as "BOB the Builder" has made a surprise announcement. "We have decided unanimously to no longer pursue our New World Order plans. In the last 58 years since the end of the Second World War we have attacked at least one country a year and banjaxed many more internally. "We will no longer be doing that. We will no longer be supporting tot...
American politicians have been told that if they don't get a deal sorted by Wednesday, they will be out of a job on Thursday. "On Thursday," said economic spokesman and former singer, Johnny Cash, "America will shut without an agreement. No more m...
A recent Gallup poll conducted over the last weekend seems to suggest that the Tea Party may consider changing its name. While the nation is coping with the shutdown and many families are struggling to find ways to put food and drinks on the table ma...
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