MASTER of the Universe, Steve Jobs, last night launched a new invisible version of his firm's best-selling iPhone. The new offering from Apple bristles with features that only really cool, brainy people are able to use and which has been made so s...
To absolutely no one's great surprise, the Cydia team has leaked onto Youtube a proof-of-concept video showing a jailbroken iPhone, causing grey-market app sellers to rush to develop some apps. "Our first app is a port of the E.T. game from the At...
I propose the following as a new form of punctuation, to be used exclusively when transcribing iPhone calls on AT&T Wireless: The "?^?" The "?^? stands for "Are you still there?" Because every f--king sentence I've ever completed on an iPhone sounded as follows: "Hello, are you still there? I'm leaving to pick up Brisa. Are you still there? You need me to pick up what? Are You still there?...
Early Adopters of the iPhone 4 were annoyed to find that it doesn't work if you hold it in your left hand because it blocks the antenna. But there's another group that is seriously damaged by this flaw: Right handed people who Sext. In fact, 21 pe...
Steve Jobs, who played "Gorilla Killed With Boar Femur #3" in 1968's "2001: A Space Odyssey" is still creating self indulgent press releases about the two customer emails a week he bothers to answer. In an e-mail to Jobs on Sunday evening, a cust...
The latest generation Apple iPhone 4 has been officially revealed to have the most serious problem of any iPhone released to date. The new iPhone 4 was meant to be the pinnacle of telephone technology, boasting more features than a feature packed...
Apple, Inc. stunned the world today by announcing that it will retire the name iPhone, and the product will hereafter be called the "ROKR 2" Geeky first-adopters will recall that Apple foisted the ultra-crappy Motorola ROKR phone on an unsuspectin...
A new ruggedized version of Apple's iPhone 4 has been announced which promises all the same features and functionality, but in a tougher shell. The iPhone 4x4 is less than three millimetres wider, longer and thicker than the standard iPhone, but it...
Apple (AAPL) CEO Steve Jobs could hardly contain himself at a press conference early Tuesday when he unveiled the newest ridiculously super awesome Apple product "Ladies and Gentleman, we've done it again, I'm here to announce to you today that you n...
Apple CEO Steve Jobs has lit the universe on fire with the release of the iPhone 4. Here are some of the highlights: 1. It is 4G network compatible The 4 in iPhone 4 can mean only one thing: It will have next-gen 4G data network support!! AT&T will reportedly have a 4G network up and running by this Thursday. 2.) More carriers! Forget that one carrier that currently supports the...
Below are ten things we can expect from the new Apple iPhone: 1) It will be able to pick out the winner of next year's Britain's Got Talent if you know which buttons to push 2) It will be able to operate your home appliances by remote control, making life much easier for those who can't put the damn iPhone down 3) It will be able to babysit your young ones, feed...
Derek Acorah, world famous psychic medium and carpet whisperer has teamed up with Apple to create the Derek Acorah iPhone Applelet. This applet has three functions. Firstly, it does away with the need to store telephone numbers of your contacts. U...
People - or to give them their scientific name - numpty-sheepus-followcrowd-lackpersonality-iwant - are already queuing outside shops for the new Apple i-Nag, which is due to reach those shops in a couple of weeks. However, people have been warned...
Marion Georgia - "It may not completely solve the recession but it's a step in the right direction". Edward Davidson of Thulehart Development said today announcing the ground breaking of a new 200,000 square foot Apps factory to be located in Marion...
iLonely - For women. A nighttime application that simulates a man snoring through the night. iVagina for men sold separately. iMencia - Steals other applications and takes them as its own. Also known as the iSuck. iPhone phone app - This ingenious program actually allows you to press a certain 10 digits that will then allow you to speak to another human being anywhere in the world! iPho...
The latest Applelet to come out of the Apple Labs has set the Social Networking world alight with the possibilities. Called simply iD it is a clever piece of technology combined with Apple's traditional ease of use. Currently, the iD app is only a...
Strong sales of its iPhone and Macintosh computers helped Apple egos to leap by 90% in the first quarter of 2010. iPhone users head size increased on average by 49% in the three months to 27 March. Apple said it sold about nine million of its popu...
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