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Funny story: Is baby V pregnant?

Is baby V pregnant?

Is Vanessa Hudgens pregnant? Is that a baby bump? Is Zac Efron the father? Too many question and the answer to two of them is yes… Yes we asked Vanessa if she was pregnant and she hesitated a bit but then told the truth that she is pregnant and it's her 3rd month, but how come we didn't see it when she was in Mexico or Paris? That's because she wasn't wearing anything revealing until acciden...

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Funny story: Helen Clark Pregnant?

Helen Clark Pregnant?

Rumours suggest that New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark could be carrying the child of her leading opposition John Key. The national party leader said he was extremely surprised when he heard the news. "It got out of hand. I didn't even know s...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Eight-Months Pregnant

Michelle Obama Eight-Months Pregnant

Chicago, Illinois-- Michelle Obama revealed she is eight-months pregnant with twin boys. The twins are due Election Day. Michelle confessed she is "carrying low and in the back" and that's why her ass is so big. She spoke exclusively to me in...

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Funny story: Pharmaceuticals Company Announces New Male Pregnancy Test

Pharmaceuticals Company Announces New Male Pregnancy Test

In the hopes of doubling revenue, a pharmaceuticals company is now offering an at-home male pregnancy test. Typically, the test rarely detects actual pregnancy in males. However, it is amazingly accurate in detecting males whose partners (typical...

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Funny story: Government Raise Age of Consent to 20

Government Raise Age of Consent to 20

The government in United Kingdom are trying to push the legal age that a person can have sex to 20. Last Thursday the prime minister and the government spoke in the house of commons about this subject. They believe its a good idea and may help to...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Is Pregnant!

Paris Hilton Is Pregnant!

Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse from Nicole Richie pregnant well ladies and gentlemen we can reveal the lastest celeb to be pregnant which is no one other than Miss Paris Hilton. Yes people its true, well, not really, but Nicol...

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Funny story: Jamie Lynn Spears; Pregnant, Still Single and Better Than Fiction

Jamie Lynn Spears; Pregnant, Still Single and Better Than Fiction

Frustrating TheSpoof.com staff writers one more time, Jamie Lynn Spears and her press agents have managed to issue statements so bizarre, as to render all amateur comedic journalists speechless. In parallel magazine articles released this Wedn...

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Funny story: McCain pregnant, none of our business

McCain pregnant, none of our business

John McCain, the Republican presidential nominee, shocked the political world by announcing today that he is 6 months pregnant. Senior aides have dismissed reporter's questions, calling the news a "private, family matter". A spokesman refused to...

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Funny story: Palin To Snub GOP By Having 5 More Children Before Age 50...McCain Gets Solution In Nick Of Time!

Palin To Snub GOP By Having 5 More Children Before Age 50...McCain Gets Solution In Nick Of Time!

It's unusual these days for an American mother to have nore than 2 children. The national average for the U.S. is 2.3 children per mom. Enter Sarah Palin, already with 5! "Ever since I can remember, I wanted 10 children. I mean it seemed so natura...

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Funny story: Compulsory a-sexual drug to be introduced for mothers-to-be

Compulsory a-sexual drug to be introduced for mothers-to-be

A new drug has been developed by GayEric Inc. which transforms the gender of a foetus from male or female to a-sexual, essentially causing the baby to be born sexless. From 2009 all mothers-to-be will be legally required to take the drug, known a...

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Funny story: Bush Preggers With Cheney's Gay Sex Child

Bush Preggers With Cheney's Gay Sex Child

The rumors of secret Republican occult gay prostitute goings on at the White house and Bohemiaum Grove have now been unequivocally confirmed with the fact that George Bush is now carrying the secret gay sex child of the current US Vice President, Dic...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin to release Pregnancy Fitness video

Sarah Palin to release Pregnancy Fitness video

Sarah Palin, the newly chosen running mate to Senator John McCain is to release a video demonstrating how she kept her incredible shape during her last pregnancy. Despite her fifth child weighing in at over 6lbs, Palin showed no visible signs of p...

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Funny story: High School Musical 3 to tackle real issues

High School Musical 3 to tackle real issues

Waltfilms have revealed that the hotly anticipated 'High School Musical 3' will focus on realistic themes that will 'resonate better with the target audience.' Joe Robben, a press spokesman for Waltfilms worldwide, told us 'Setting it in Dundee gi...

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Funny story: Senior Citizen Birthrate Soars

Senior Citizen Birthrate Soars

Washington DC, July 25, 2008: President Bush today called an urgent meeting with his cabinet members from the Food and Drug Administration (FDA), Health and Human services (HHS) and Homeland Security Department (HSD). The topic was the alarming incre...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt announce new twins! Then announce she's pregnant!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt announce new twins! Then announce she's pregnant!

France - The couple known to the world as 'Brangelina' announced their new twins today. Mom and the babies were resting comfortably in the hospital.

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Funny story: Pregnant Man Loses Right to Child

Pregnant Man Loses Right to Child

Following on from the exceptional story of a pregnant man who gave birth to a baby girl yesterday. Thomas Beatie is to lose rights to look after his new born daughter after splitting from long term fiance Nancy.

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Funny story: 'Pregnant Man' Thomas Beatie to sell newborn for $1 million

'Pregnant Man' Thomas Beatie to sell newborn for $1 million

Thomas Beatie, the 34-year-old delusional attention-whore who made international headlines and a six-figure book deal by reporting himself as 'a pregnant man' on the Oprah show, has now listed his newborn on eBay with a starting bid of $50, 0...

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