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Funny story: Crackdown on the border

Crackdown on the border

The Mexican government is cracking down on US illegal immigrants coming into Mexico to work at the factories moved down from the US. "These are Mexican Jobs that these illegals are taking," said the unidentified Mexican President of Mexico who w...

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Funny story: El Chupacabra Arrested for Illegal Immigration

El Chupacabra Arrested for Illegal Immigration

An El Chupacabra, or simply "Goat Sucker," was arrested in the town of Tubac, Arizona for illegal immigration. The Goat Sucker, or Enrico Encarnacion as he likes to be called, was also found with a kilo of cocaine in his prison wallet, or anal c...

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Funny story: Arizona's New Training Plan for Cops

Arizona's New Training Plan for Cops

Arizona released it's new training program which is designed to instruct cops on how to enforce the new anti-illegal immigration statutes without actually arresting illegal immigrants. A video and supporting course work has been sent to Arizona po...

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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Says That Illegal Aliens Are Smuggling Drugs Concealed In Their Boxer Shorts

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Says That Illegal Aliens Are Smuggling Drugs Concealed In Their Boxer Shorts

NOGALES, Arizona - Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer was in the border town of Nogales to flip the electric switch that will send 850,000 volts of electricity through the entire length of the Arizona portion of the border wall that separates the United S...

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Funny story: Illegal Aliens Disguised As Nuns Enter Arizona With No Problem

Illegal Aliens Disguised As Nuns Enter Arizona With No Problem

PHOENIX, Arizona - Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer told the main stream media that since she enacted her tough immigration bill the influx of illegal aliens entering her state from the Republic of Mexico has gone from 47,000 a month all the way down to zero. The governor sat relaxing with her bare feet propped up on an indoor-outdoor futon on the front porch of her $7.3 million dollar governor's...

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Funny story: Barney Frank: Illegals in Massachusetts Don't Need License, But Must Take Driving Test!

Barney Frank: Illegals in Massachusetts Don't Need License, But Must Take Driving Test!

After years of looking the other way, Democrat Barney Frank came out today in favor of testing illegal drivers after being rear ended by an uninsured and undocumented driver. Massachusetts is said to be home to about 200,000 illegal aliens, check...

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Funny story: Sheriff's SB 1070 Enforcement Plan To Include "Amnesty"

Sheriff's SB 1070 Enforcement Plan To Include "Amnesty"

PHOENIX AZ (AP) Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio held a press conference yesterday to introduce his three step enforcement plan for the controversial new law known as Senate Bill 1070. In addition to defining planned measures to identify undocument...

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Funny story: Illegal American Immigrants head for Mexico

Illegal American Immigrants head for Mexico

Due to the destruction of their economy, millions of jobless Americans are packing up their belongings and heading for greener pastures in Mexico. It is a disturbing trend which doesn't seem to have an end in sight. Nathan Smith, a former co...

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Funny story: US Attorney General Still Hasn't Read Law

US Attorney General Still Hasn't Read Law

US Attorney General Eric Holder admitted he did not read the Arizona immigration law. The mainstream media ignored this shocking admission. When it was pointed out to Holder that the Arizona law specifically prohibited the use of race as probable c...

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Funny story: Obama to send extra troops to bolster US-Mexico border; Americans panic at potential loss of cheap labor and decent taco stands

Obama to send extra troops to bolster US-Mexico border; Americans panic at potential loss of cheap labor and decent taco stands

US President Barack Obama is to request an extra $500b in funding and send up to 120,000 troops to help secure the US-Mexico border, US officials say. The National Guard troops would be sent until the US can recruit and train additional officers...

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Funny story: Rats Jump Overboard at White House as Obama Pours More Water into Sinking Ship of State!

Rats Jump Overboard at White House as Obama Pours More Water into Sinking Ship of State!

Reporters were stunned yesterday during a Presidential address in the Rose Garden when even the Rats started to leave the White House as Obama began to speak about his newest scheme to control US Banks and tinker with the failing economy. With the...

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Funny story: Mexican Presidential Candidate Feared Kidnapped, Killed, and Stuffed in Tortilla on Arizona Border!

Mexican Presidential Candidate Feared Kidnapped, Killed, and Stuffed in Tortilla on Arizona Border!

It appears that a former Mexican Presidential Candidate might have become the 22,001 murder victim of warring drug cartels since 2006 as parts of a dismembered corpse has been found stuffed in a tortilla and left just across the border from Arizona a...

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Funny story: Arizona Dedicates New Shrine to Adolf Hitler

Arizona Dedicates New Shrine to Adolf Hitler

Tombstone, AZ - Arizona Govenerness, Janet Napoleono, today attended a ceremony to open a new state funded shrine to Adolf Hitler, located in Tombstone, Arizona. Opponents to Arizona's new immigration laws say this is the final straw, but the Napoleo...

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Funny story: One of Mexico's Biggest Sports Jersey Makers States Their Biggest Seller Is The Phoenix Suns "Los Suns" Jerseys

One of Mexico's Biggest Sports Jersey Makers States Their Biggest Seller Is The Phoenix Suns "Los Suns" Jerseys

CUERNAVACA, Mexico - Pablo Paco Pedro Papasfritas, spokesperson for Noki Jerseys, a Mexican subsidiary of Nike Stuff, has said that since Arizona passed their 'dumb ass' immigration quota mandate, sales of the NBA Phoenix Suns' "Los Suns" jerseys hav...

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Funny story: Obama Unleashes 'Avenging Sword of Allah' Against Arizona!

Obama Unleashes 'Avenging Sword of Allah' Against Arizona!

President Barack Hussein Obama issued a devastating Fatwa against the struggling state of Arizona which has been over run with crime from outside it's borders and forced to take measures to protect it's citizens and it's financial well being, thereby...

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Funny story: A Day After 'Alien Abduction Day" Dems Search Frantically for Kucinich in Order to Vote for Obamacare!

A Day After 'Alien Abduction Day" Dems Search Frantically for Kucinich in Order to Vote for Obamacare!

As the historic health care vote looms on Capitol Hill this morning, a horde of secret service agents, the FBI and Air Force Security agents are combing the city in search for Dem Congressman Dennis Kucinich whose vote appears crucial for Obamacare.

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Funny story: Illegals flock to California after Virgin sighting

Illegals flock to California after Virgin sighting

A worker at a Flintstones Vitamin factory in Barstow, Calif., is recovering at a local hospital after she collapsed Friday morning when she lifted a fresh batch of the oddly sweet morsels out of the BamBamenator to find what she claimed was the Virgi...

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