LOS ANGELES - Monica Lewinsky in town to make an appearance on The Wheel of Fortune had a very revealing talk with a local reporter. Lewinsky, who gained notoriety as being the most famous White House intern in the history of White House interns,...
For anyone doubting Newt Gingrich's claims that working too hard or, in his words, "plunging oneself too deeply into their work" can cause many married men to stray, a new study just out actually proves he may be telling the truth. In fact, Gingr...
Bill Clinton flew to daughter Chelsea's defense after recent reports new husband Marc Mezvinsky had flown the coop for a three month delayed "bachelor party" on the slopes of a Jackson Hole ski resort. Said the senior Clinton, "This situation has...
London - (Pander Diplomacy): The BGM-109A Tomahawk Land Attack missile, complete with live W80 nuclear warhead, was embedded in mud twenty foot below the low tide mark abutting the Stranger's Bar terrace. Royal Navy Marines took over five hours t...
DURANGO, Colorado - Dr. Phil was in Durango attending a convention at the Durango Convention Center and Cosmetology College. He was addressing The Officially Licensed Marriage Counselors and Marital Therapists of Colorado. Dr. Phil McGraw, whic...
NEW YORK CITY - Just when everyone had just about forgotten all about the blue dress, the cigar, the pizza, and the phrase exactly what the definition of is, is, out of the blue (dress?) comes (NPI) the one and only, the slightly chunky, girl of the...
NEW YORK CITY - The one and only child of President Bill Clinton and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has been dumped by her husband of six months Marc Mezvinsky. Mezvinsky, is a Wall Street investment broker and part time ski instructor. He is...
Chelsea Clinton is reportedly 'devastated' as news leaked that her husband, hedge fund guru, Marc Mezvinsky, has quit his job, quit his 5th Avenue Apartment, and quit her, fleeing to an upscale western skiing resort known for snow bunny 'Bunga-Bung...
London - (Mario Testosterone News): As con artists go Tony and Cherie surely take the biscuit. But their respective little bastards may be outdoing them in the deception stakes this week. Posing in a St James' Palace reception room the couple k...
The Economic Union (EU) today was the first to recognize the fledgling new government of the United States after it was announced that a new ruling coalition of Barry Hussein Obama, and William Jefferson Clinton, had dissolved Congress, reinstated...
Interim President Barrack Hussein Obama was forced to admit what everyone has learned in the past two disastrous years of his Presidency: He just wasn't ready for Prime Time, a fact that led to his removal from the oval office after a bloodless coup...
Stonehenge - (Ballistic Mess): The secret Presidential executive order during the Lewinsky impeachment trial was successfully intercepted by UK intelligence. GCHQ monitors moved quickly to order the deployment of a anti-nuke shield downloaded from...
London - (Death Star Stuff): The poison pus of public orifice that is William Jefferson Clinton is finally ready to burst. Forty years of covering up this putrid boil are being exposed in a damning Wikileaks revelation. This coincides with Mon...
Releasing the information about his cameo appearance in the upcoming movie, "Hangover II", Bill Clinton told Entertainment Monthly Magazine that he did in fact, play George W. Bush on a set resembling the Bush ranch in Texas. Though Clinton would...
In a shocking revelation, excepts from a new Clinton Tell all Memoir scheduled to be published after his death, Bill claims : If I wasn't so fat, educated, and from Arkansas, I woulda signed with Man U in 1968!" In the memoir, in which the former...
Washington AC/DC - (Mushroom Cloud Mess): The covert NATO operation saw Presidential nuclear launch codes confiscated on Special Counsel Ken Starr's advice, a new book published this week claims. Clinton had been threatening to 'blow the whole god...
The codes used by the president to launch a nuclear strike were mislaid for months during the Clinton administration, a former high-ranking US officer has said. Ex-chairman of the Chief of Staff Joints General Hugh Janus made the claim in a new bo...
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