Shoppers were startled at an East London pet store when a foreign customer proceeded to bite the head off a live hamster.
A new species of sea cucumber has been discovered today, according to Japanese researchers of note operating an unmanned deep sea submersible named Kaiko.
Just as the furore over his comments about Sharia Law seem to be dying away, Dr Rowan Williams has once more sparked controversy by suggesting that animals should be given their own parliament with full tax-raising and law-making powers.
I can officially reveal that Liverpool's beanpole striker, Peter Crouch is a giraffe. The startling revelation came yesterday after he was spotted leaving a zoo supply store eating a large bag of giraffe feed.
Workers in a Swedish laboratory have decided that a new range of Animal Products probably won't be that successful.
Internationally renowned animal lover and nature presenter David Attenborough has admitted he has eaten at least one of every animal that has appeared in his programmes.
As temperatures in Miami fell into the 40's overnight, an iguana fell on a homeless man last night sleeping in a park. Experts say that the cold-blooded reptiles go into a deep sleep when the temperature gets that cold and their bodies just shut...
Now, if I asked you what the most precious item this world holds near to its heart, what would you guess that was. Gold, Gas, Oil … give up? How about water? You know the stuff we give away, give it away to our lawns to our animals, our cars, and we give it for free. Now we pay a pretty premium for this liquid gold. I have an old friend that sells water to folks that will pay $10 a bottle fo...
Bonkers celebrity bitch, Lindsey Lohan has been busy lately training sheep how to tapdance for a new POX show.
Havana, Cuba (IP) Our international reporter, Poindexterous Finootch, is in Havana this week and has learned that Cuba's farm animal population has been reduced to 14 cows, 3 bulls, 2 donkeys, and one goat.
Tahiti, South Pacific (IP) - Our investigative reporter has just been informed that animals will no longer warn humans of impending disasters. Many animals let humans know when the great tsunami hit the Pacific Island a couple of years ago. The sam...
Sidney, Australia - An elephant killed a 30-year-old-man in eastern Thailand today. Reportedly, he provoked the fatal incident by hitting the idle beast while it was asleep in a field. Onlookers tried to rescue the man from the enraged six-year-old c...
Salt Lake City, Utah - Upon hearing the news of Republican Presidential candidate, Mitt Romney's National Lampoon's 'Vacation' style 12-hour road trip with his dog, Seamus, in a kennel tied to the roof of the family station wagon, rep...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The recombination of man and beast - According to an article Animal Farm, scientists are touting their accomplishments regarding placing human cells in mice a...
LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Department of Animal Services, in a controversial move which has come under fire from City Hall, ordered all cages at the City's six Animal Care Centers opened and all animals set free. Citing desperation in its fail...
According to the Ministry of Agriculture, in April live pigs nationwide were priced 71.3 percent higher than a month earlier, and pork, 29.3 percent higher, largely due to tightened supply.
SESAME STREET - Talking animals across the United States have announced today their intention to start a political party based on the ideals and values of talking animals everywhere. A spokesbeing for the new Young Animals Party (YAP) said in a pres...
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