Dateline . . . . late June 2004...
June 2004 . . . (A serious thought to ponder because American lives have been and are at stake.) Someone rescue me from Administrative Illogic:...
Dateline . . . June 2004 . . .
Michael Moore, producer of the new movie, "Fahrenheit 9-11," which portrays G.W. Bush as less than presidentially adept, was prompted by reporters, "Mr. Moore, do you believe that your movie will have an influence on the 2004 national...
Yesterday a Texas citizen spotted George W. ready to board a plane in Crawford, Texas, on his way back to the Capitol carrying two little pigs, one under each arm. Texas Citizen: "How was your vacation in Crawford, Mr. President?"...
June 17, 2004 - In light of the recent Senate Intelligence Committee's findings that there was no connection between Al Quaeda's 9-11 strike and Saddam Hussein, Vice-president, Dick Cheney, admitted today to a news reporter,...
In the face of continued crumbling support for the Cheney-Bush 2004 ticket, George W announced today that all federal employees take and pass a new IQ test to assure their mental competency for the job. When asked what, in essence, is the new test,...
American President, George W. Bush, - determined to find at least one weapon of mass destruction having anything to do with Iraq, recently commissioned NASA to "fly to Mars to unearth any weapons of mass destruction there!", contending that...
At a French cafe just outside of Paris, President George W. Bush, who had ordered a meal of "steak and potatoes, Texas-style," was instead served a bowl of duck soup by the French waiter. When Bush questioned the waiter, Frenchy La French,...
June 2004: Secretary of spirited Dee-fense, Donald Rumsfeld, was found yesterday afternoon in his office with his ***head up his ass.*** When confronted, he pulled it out, replying, "I was looking for some answers to throw to the Senate Intell...
5-24-04: In a pivotal, if not desperate attempt to shore up his rapidly crumbling base of support for re-election, President Bush stunned the American public today by proclaiming a new **detailed** "Five Point Plan" for "Victory in I...
5-18-04 - In the wake of the International Olympic Committee's recent approval of transsexuals being permitted to participate in the Olympics this August in Athens, the American Gay & Lesbian Alliance has "come out" strongly against suc...
Yesterday the Massachussetts' Legislature, "feeling nifty" after allowing gay marriage in their state, was praised by the National Association of Animal Rights Sexual Activisits for passing a law permitting the union of gay men with she...
Yesterday afternoon in Forth Worth, Texas, at a "2nd Amendment Rally" sponsored by the NRA in "A Tribute to Our Superb Outgoing Defense Secretary Rumsfeld," President Bush accidentally fired a new "safety non-safety" rif...
Yesterday on "Hannity & Colms," Right-wing Obfuscator, Sean Hannity, proclaimed in a rambling, tearful-eyed speech on his own TV program that "You know, I'll bet that each of these disgusting photos of Iraqi detainees are **fake,**...
5-10-04 - When asked by a reporter what he thought of the embarrassing CBS-aired photos of naked Iraqi prisoners?", Cheney huffed, "They're fake! Each of the photos has been doctored up by the Liberal Press to embarrass the Administrat...
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