A new study has found that, far from the luxury lifestyle women puport to have, the ladies of today are more than happy to clear away their business with own-brand low-grade toilet roll. Out of all women asked in the survey 3 were happy to tell u...
The world of 3D is branching out from movies and television into our everyday lives. Apple have just released the i-Glass - a pair of regular looking spectacles, which allow the wearer to experience real life in 3 dimensions. Users will now feel...
Gordon Brown sacked himself from his post as Prime Minister of Great Britain today in a showing of solidarity with Labour party rebels who argue that he should resign. Brown wholeheartedly supported calls for himself to be let go as Labour party...
3 days ago all major television networks in the UK trialled a removal of all news based programmes from the television schedules in response to over-zealous viewers such as someone from Norfolk who claimed that no news is, in fact, good news. In...
New research from the Department of answering hypothetical song lyrics today has found that in order to be considered an adult males must walk down 7 13.6km tarmac roads no wider than 160ft and no shorter than 3ft between the hours of 8am and 3pm wit...
September In London a sizzling afternoon of HOT-HOT-HOT is expected as Brazil come to town to meet a blustery Argentina, with highs of 3-0 and 22MPH westerly winds from Ronaldinho's tooth gap. October Sven will continue to be paid £12,000 a week dole money by the FA and will be seen easing further south claiming he was the one who invented the wristwatch and gave ABBA their big break.
A new drug has been developed by GayEric Inc. which transforms the gender of a foetus from male or female to a-sexual, essentially causing the baby to be born sexless. From 2009 all mothers-to-be will be legally required to take the drug, known a...
Wife Swap special: If I only had a wife 2 single men are filmed in their respective homes and after 2 weeks come together in a church hall to discuss football. - 9pm C4 Swimming with Dinosaurs Ex-Heartbeat star Nick Berry travels 6000 miles from Stockport to the shores of the Isle of Man after getting on the wrong train, along with a Stegosaurus, Ceratosaurus and 3 Dimetrodons to put them i...
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