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One of our contributors died today after not eating for 3 months. Apparently he could not find the logout button and ran out of food.
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A White house spokesperson who wishes to remain anonymous with close ties to Washington and Pentagon Official, said he does not wish to reveal his sources at this time.
Bush said in a press interview this morning that the two biggest threats to the US are Al Quaeda in Iraq, a totally fabricated enemy, and Iran who haven't attacked any one in 400 years. Therefore we can cut the defense budget by 95%.
How did that happen?...
A respecticled high level government source who has ordered that he remains anonymous puts forward this absolute truth.
President G. W. Bush has agreed with OPEC proposal that the US will achieve the same fuel usage efficiency per capita as the most lenient users, "and America can achieve this in six months" he added.
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