A Gulfport Mississippi attorney who said he choked on the bones in Popeyes' fried chicken last year believes a warning label placed on the bones beneath the meat could have prevented all his anxiety, pain and suffering. Now he's suing to get warning...
Tiger Woods' ex-wife, Elin Nordegren, has been involuntarily committed to the state mental hospital for stealing a bulldozer and attempting to raze the $12.3 million estate she purchased after her divorce settlement from the 14-time major winner.
Sen. Rand Paul on Saturday proclaimed to gathered lobbyists and big money crony donors that "Texas will be a Democrat state within 10 months if you don't make change and pass it out to the less fortunate among the proletariat as they enter this big n...
In a town hall meeting here in the belly of the old Confederacy Senator Grahamnesty is all for making war against Syria to diminish its pharmaceutical industry and assist the rebels who have been stuck in a three-year humanitarian mission with Presid...
The sharply divided Senate Foreign Relations Committee has passed Obama's new Syrian Ambassador nominee, Ambassador Tom E. Hawk, to the full Senate for a vote. Rand Paul questioned one of Ambassador Hawk's most emphatic supporters,"Make me proud t...
Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Korean dictator Kim Jong Un are the top two contenders for the Lunatic of the Year Award presented by the Nobal Friends of Bedlam. The NFB was created by several eccentric members of the Nobal Peace Prize Com...
Two Cuban lawmakers are expressing "displeasure" over a trip to the United States this week by Cuban musical comedy stars Ricky Ricardo and Lucy Ricardo. The two reportedly traveled to the United States to mark their sixtieth wedding anniversary.
According to reliable sources in the Chinese Ministry of Health, North Korean leader Kim Jung Un has been hospitalized in China due to his over-inflated testicles. Sources close to Kim say that a typographical and translational error occurred befo...
According to a joint press release from the United States Treasury and Federal Reserve the White House Easter Egg Roll will proceed as normal, albeit with some minor changes from last year. Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board of Governors, Ben B...
Sent From My Y-phone Washington, DC POTUS will momentarily begin speaking to assembled reporters here in the Rose Garden. POTUS is walking to the podium with the Nuclear Football. He opens it and takes out a big red push-button with an antenna sticking out of it and sets the red button on top of the podium. Is he Fkng crzy ? "Good afternoon everyone. Lester, that includes you too. I be...
President Obama addressed assembled reporters in the Rose Garden today. I have just sent American troops on a vacation to Niger. And while there they will be changing that country's name to one that accurately reflects its true beauty and greatness. One that brings to mind thoughts of wonderful people living in a land flowing with milk and honey-nuts. We have been fighting a war for a long t...
FORT PIERCE, Fla. -- A Fort Pierce man, Wyan William Waterman, was arrested Sunday after posting online photos of himself and two young children petting and holding a manatee calf, according to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (F...
Senator Rand Paul is pledging to block the CIA Director nominee John Brennan's passage through the Senate "Out" door. He says that he intends to roll his big balls in front of it to seal it closed, a statement from his Senate office reports. The door...
Medieval Cruise Lines initial public offering of preferred stock has been met with widespread joy by vacationers and by investors alike. Its shares closed fifty percent higher than the initial asking price and it has fully booked all of its cruise...
Claudia Roth, the leader of the Germany Green Party and Iran's ambassador to Berlin were left stretching for explanations after video footage emerged of the two apparently "high-fiving" each other at a conference. Claudia Roth has been a frequent...
Astrologists have dismissed fears an asteroid due to strike into the Earth on Friday will 'destroy London' - but the Earth is going to have to roll with its punch. Astrologists say they are sure there is no chance of the 150ft (45.7m) wide space rock...
BUENOS AIRES, Argentina (MOT) - Argentina announced a price freeze on supermarket products Monday in an effort to break spiraling obesity. The price freeze applies to every product in all of the nation's largest supermarkets, the government's news...
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