NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- At a packed press conference in 50 Cent's hometown, President Bush made an appearance to honor 50 for his remarkable accomplishments and achievements to the hood and the gangsta way of life. Many of 50's friends were on...
FCC HEADQUARTERS-- At a packed press conference today, FCC President, William Kennard issued a statement about obligatory viewing of the former hit T.V. series, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, at least once a week for all American citizens. With the o...
MTV STUDIOS-- In an effort to shock and awe viewers, MTV played one music video as a reminder to their newer generation fans that they once used to play music videos instead of crappy reality shows and other various suck ass programs. However, not...
WASHINGTON, D.C.-- Fearing even more damage will be sustained from what seems like a never ending saga of hurricanes, President Bush tried to put worries aside here today and addressed the American public with a plan of action. Many citizens believ...
SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH-- After just about a month into courtroom hearings, the Mark Hacking murder trial jury made a hasty decision here on Monday. A visibly tired, frustrated and growing impatient jury voted unanimously to convict Mark Hacking for l...
NBC STUDIOS-- At a boardroom conference meeting this morning, top NBC officials held a meeting about the cancellation of the T.V. series, "Joey" starring Matt LeBlanc. After just one hour it finally ended with the cancellation of the show...
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- In an unexpected turn of events Thursday, longtime Jeopardy winner, Ken Jennings, lost on purpose as a publicity stunt in spite of Alex Trebek. From the beginning of the show, Jennings just stood there with a smirk on his...
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- From his bedroom, Mr. T, aka Lawrence Tero, told our reporters he had no other option left but to pity himself. This decision came on the heels of a long battle with cancer and increased aging. For a total of four years now, Mr.
NAJAF, IRAQ-- It seemed like a peaceful handover Friday night here in Najaf, Iraq when suspected terrorist Muqtada al-Sadr unmanned the holy shrine he had held himself up in for weeks. The madman's chaos ended when he turned his weapons in for...
ATHENS, GREECE-- The U.S. men's basketball team was delivered another hard blow today when they were beat for a third time. But, with this loss doesn't come elimination from the Olympic games. Why, you may ask. Well, this loss just might...
ATHENS, GREECE-- With a slump in ticket sales and empty seats that haven't been filled, the International Olympic Committee is facing a major issue. Over the last few years they have accumulated over 30 billion dollars in debt and expenses for a...
FCC HEADQUARTERS-- At a live televised press conference today, the FCC made a shocking announcement that the majority of America probably could agree with. The FCC, otherwise known as the Federal Communications Commission, served up an injunction to...
FORT BRAGG, NORTH CAROLINA-- A shocking twist was added to the court martial hearing of Private First Class Lynndie England today. Just as she was approaching the witness stand, an eight month pregnant England slammed to the floor and her water brok...
PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA-- It seemed fairly easy for Nolan Walters in the beginning. He would place seven different T.V.s in his livingroom. One for every single station that NBC Studios owned: NBC, MSNBC, CNBC, USA Networks, Bravo, the Spanish Stat...
FORT BENNING, GEORGIA-- The Bush administration received yet another shocking blow today when, it was discovered today that Osama Bin Laden has been in the United States Army this entire time ever since September 11th.
NBC STUDIOS-- In front of a packed conference room and live television cameras NBC Studios announced that they had no other choice but to broadcast the Olympic Games in Athens opposed to the Special Olympic Games in Atlanta this year.
FLINT, MICHIGAN-- Shock and overall disbelief were felt here today in Flint, Michigan when Michael Moore announced that he would be running as an Independent candidate in the 2004 Presidential Election. Michael Moore stated that he has become increa...
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