Following the death-by-shark of a teenage girl Sandgropers in their thousands have launched a petition demanding that attacks cease. Immediately. The hapless teen was jetskiing on the Swan River when she spotted a pod of dolphins and apparently de…
Those were the days or rather the nights. The nights when you and your blonde teenage girlfriend would indulge in carnal pleasures, all snug and warm in her single bed in Willesden with its Brentford Nylons fitted sheets and pillow case. (Sorry, am I reminiscing too much here?) In the morning, you'd reluctantly drag your sweating exhausted body away from her charms and set foot out of the bed only...
Gary Johnson, famous in his street for being the 14 year old regret of his parents, has realised that secondary school will not be like it is in the films. 'I always knew that I wasn't in with the in-crowd' bemoaned the befuddled young chap, 'but...
A new research study published by the University of Eastleigh proved that teenagers aren't getting enough sleep in their math classes. Dr. Berns, the leading researcher on the project, explained: "Many teenagers struggle from a lack of sleep. Aft...
Back and to the Left news have come across sensational secret documents on Jupiter's "big red spot". We discovered the files on the 3:27 to Worthing On Sea, a train we were only on because a drinking competition had got out of hand. Way out of hand.
Industry insiders are talking about the latest iteration of the "smart phone", the "smart ass" phone that hits the markets this week. Developed in one of the most smart alecky cities on the planet, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, the new phone was develop...
Although there area lot of similarities between the two, both depending on the internet and in their teens, Lloyd has learned from some of Bieber's mistakes by hiring a Promoter first and planning the release of his songs several months in advance.
Duck Dynasty" star Phil Robertson is ruffling duck feathers again, this time for comments he made 3 years ago about how girls should marry while they're still teenagers. That's the right age, he announced to a crowd at a conference gathering of th...
Just when you think Justin Bieber has finally gotten over his boyish pranks and settled in with his music in what's left of his career, he goes and marries 50-year-old Demi Moore. "There's really nothing so very strange about that", says a spokesm...
Doctors are concerned about a 16-year-old girl who has been crying profusely every time she kisses someone. At first, when Wendy Wetkiss started kissing people properly, only a few small tears would run down her cheeks. But recently her tears have...
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