"Beautiful by Nature, Fucked by Sticky Micky!" As is said about the Turks and Caicos Islands, still seething and reeling in the hands of British control after it's government was brought down by corruption more than 2 years ago. Death of a Nation!...
HOLLYWOOD - The star of the Pirates of The Caribbean series Johnny Depp was recently seen in quite a drinking stupor at The Ha Ha Ha Lounge in Santa Monica. Depp who has been on and off the wagon perhaps more times than Ward Bond on the old TV wes...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was treated to his first 3D cinematic experience last night, when he attended a local theatre to see Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz in Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Initial reports indicate that Shuttlec...
HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Johnny Depp's fourth movie in the Pirates of The Caribbean series are thrilled at the movie's success. The film titled Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides opened to packed theaters from Pittsburgh to Paris and...
As soon as she heard experts say that she and Depp may be 20th cousins, Her Majesty took immediate action. Her fashion consultants were called in and ordered to design an array of Royal eye patches. "And throw out those flowery hats," the Quee...
OAHU, Hawaii - Johnny Depp was in Hawaii filming the fourth installment of his buccaneer series entitled, Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. And the stranger tides is certainly an apropos name seeing as how the movie takes place in the C...
Word has reached our Hollywood office that Ian McShane, son of a Manchester United footballer and best known in his UK homeland as Lovejoy, the antiques bloke, has all but put pen to paper to play Blackbeard in Pirates of the Caribbean 4. McShane,...
Anaheim, California - Apparently bypassing the latest State-of-the-Art security at an amusement park which is the happiest place in the world, the Somali pirates gained access through an employee entrance, mistaken as underpaid foreign exchange stude...
Hollywood - (Ass Mess): "I guess it was just basic instinct!" was Johnny Depp's verdict today on what led him to pursue a offer to star in Disney's Pirates...
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