As a number of states begin to loosen up their COVID-19 lockdowns, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has partnered with extermination service Mosquito Joe to help people rid their backyards of the coronavirus and other pests that could p...
"You need to always treat your kids special as one day they could be in charge of you and decide where they put you to get you out of your (their) house." That's what the guy told us at a company meeting. So I ran home and bought my kids an ant fa...
A man has amazed doctors and workers at a hospital by waking up after being declared dead two days before. The family had waited till several family members could arrive to hold the funeral in Nairobi, Kenya. Meanwhile a worker at the morgue b...
Nature, at the very beginning, gave horse a forelock to swish away flies and insects. She, also, gave the horse a tail to constantly whisk away the blood sucking horse-flies from his sensitive testicles. Moreover, she granted the horse the ability to "shiver" the skin to get rid of flies landing on his body. Of course, man has supplemented nature's insufficiencies, such as 'fly repelling b...
In Flint, Michigan, two people (an assistant to the mayor and a local activist) accused City Councilwoman Jackie Popular of assault following a rancorous council meeting. Ms. Popular allegedly sprayed the pair with a can, proclaiming, "Pests! We...
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The US Food and Drug Administration and the Department of Agriculture have jointly approved the use of cola as pesticides in farming and general pest control both outdoors and indoors. The two government organizations had...
As scientists have long warned, constant overuse of insecticides and pesticides have finally created a "super fly" that is totally resistant to any attempts to eradicate them.
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