A U.S. government think tank has concluded convicted criminals no longer sufficiently fear the reaper and have come up with a novel idea to ensure there are no more botched executions like the ones occurring in recent years. The U.S. has traveled a l…
(NOT EDITED) Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) reporters have been scurrying into smudgy places only they can reach, and have come up with today's news headlines: DEAD OR ALIVE? Trump, has ordered a Funeral Parlor to drag his dead-bod…
Would you accept medical advice from a person who caused the deaths of 200,000 human beings? Of course not. It would be like taking advice from the Grim Reaper. Meanwhile, the Grim Reaper of the White House is trying to take away medical care cove…
"I just can't do the whole gloom and dome thing anymore." That was the message the Grim Reaper passed along to reporters today at a well-attended news conference. "You know, after reading A New Earth-Awakening by Eckhart Tolle, which is on Opra...
Los Angeles, California - Yesterday, 81 year old Hannibal Smith, leader of the notorious A-Team, had yet another brush with death. For the seventh time in as many weeks, the Grim Reaper came to collect this fugitive of over three decades. This ti...
ATLANTA - In a stunning announcement yesterday, the U.S. Center For Diseases (USCD) said that, due to budget cutbacks amid this economic recession, they were forced to lay off their highest ranking employee, Mr. Grim Reaper. Although Mr. Reaper...
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