In an astounding double take, Boris Johnson has admitted gargling with formaldehyde in an attempt to keep up with Donald Trump. When asked, outside number 10 this morning, Mr Johnson replied; "It was on sound advice, from Donald, that I give it a...
NEW YORK, NY - Dr. Rockyphlesh of Dedfeller Formaldehyde, Inc. reports that its corporation is suing the Rumplestien Aspartame corporation in court today. Their claim: Rumplestien's Aspartame is cutting into their embalming business. They c...
This year's Turner Prize will have to do without former winner Damien Hirst, but that hasn't stopped the artist from unveiling two new pieces of work ahead of the competition.
SPECTRE COUNTY, OKLAHOMA,--(BARNYARD NOOZ) Oklahoma, 'where the wind comes sweeping down the plain and drunken Indians run around insane' comes a terrifying story to report. In the small town of Pork Rind, five miles outside...
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