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Funny story: Polls Show Some Americans May Bother Voting for President

Polls Show Some Americans May Bother Voting for President

In a wave of optimism sweeping the nation, some Americans report that they may actually bother voting in the 2020 presidential election. "It's too soon to tell, but I may see if I can free up some time in my schedule," said Kate Truman of New York...

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Funny story: Political Apathy Reclassified as 'Positive Thinking'

Political Apathy Reclassified as 'Positive Thinking'

In the wake of American disillusionment following the skeleton impeachment "trial" of United States President Donald Trump - which, unlike the standard trial in the American judiciary system, did not allow for the introduction of any witnesses, docum...

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Funny story: National movement towards apathy gathers precisely no momentum

National movement towards apathy gathers precisely no momentum

The Young people of today who just don't care about the world around them and are generally ignorant and dismissive of politics and life in general now have a voice. Life is getting increasingly harder for the younger generation of today yet The C...

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Funny story: Scientists Discover "Dumb-Ass Gene" Responsible For US' Problems

Scientists Discover "Dumb-Ass Gene" Responsible For US' Problems

Americans are largely apathetic as their country slides into third world status. The infrastructure is ready to collapse, 1 in 5 kids struggle with hunger, 18 to 32 % are in poverty (it's definitional), 40% of the national budget goes for past, pres...

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Funny story: TSA Announces New Screening Rules

TSA Announces New Screening Rules

TSA and Homeland Security have announced new pre-boarding screening procedures that they say will ease the flow of passengers though all US airports. The new system will come into effect on 1 June. In a memo leaked yesterday the new procedures in...

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Funny story: One man one vote - Alternate voting (AV) set to be a big disappointment

One man one vote - Alternate voting (AV) set to be a big disappointment

Apathy in the electorate combined with the vast majority of people not understanding Alternate Voting is expected to result in the lowest turnout for a national vote ever. "In some areas, we are expecting only a handful of voters," said Nick Clegg...

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