South Africans have vowed to never spend their tourist rands in Israel. “We come from apartheid,” said one South African man whose family has lived in the nation for over 2000 years – older than the white man’s god. “Why would we want to visit a c…
Elon Musk proudly reinstates Donald Twitter on Trump … or something like that. The rich and powerful and evil don’t write checks or do favours for the poor; instead, the rich help the rich, and the poor can go fuck themselves. Elon is right wing,…
Joe Biden went to Israel and met Israelis and Palestinians. (I’m afraid to say any more than that.) What Joe didn’t know when he got there was that the landscape had somewhat changed. Yes, there are lots of holy sites of three religions, but what’…
Winnie Mandela, the manager of the Mandela United Football Club, has died. Madikizela-Mandela (to give her her full name), 81, the fraudulent, corrupt, kidnapping instigator of murder, who was also the former wife of anti-apartheid activist and ca...
Australian Minister for Foreign Affairs, Julie Bishop, has announced that the Australian government plans to introduce a Gay Apartheid policy at Christmas. A senior minister in the ruling Liberal-Nazis-And-Trickle-Down-Christian-Pedophiles-And-Wife-B...
Ferguson MO--Thousands of white South Africans described as 'Mandela refugees' are flooding across America's southern borders in search of a new apartheid state. Authorities in Texas, Missouri and Arizona say that they are welcome and will be qui...
During the World Cup South Africa have decided to re-introduce Apartheid, the reasons being quite obvious: This elitist event should only be for the master-races and Blacks, especially poor, thieving, criminal South African Blacks, are not a welco...
Pretoria, South Africa - (Arse Mess): A former South African police minister and his ex-police chief pleaded guilty today to an innovative attempt to murder black anti-apartheid activist Frank Chikane by lacing his pants with arsenic.
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