Ron DeSatan can’t ban books fast enough, and the My Pillow Guy loves it! For every book banned and NOT burned by DeSatan, the paper will be shredded and stuffed into every My Pillow. Sleep easy and cozy, knowing that some classic of Western lit…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Any one who hasn’t seen Mike Lindell tout his new My Pillow 2.0 either is sleeping or comatose. With its new temperature technology, along with its My Pillow patented adjustable fill, your restless nights are over. If you bel…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Mike Lindell, the My Pillow guy, reports that a fully armed FBI special unit snatched his smart phone yesterday. Armed to the teeth in full camouflage combat gear, with night vision goggles and grenade launchers, the FBI moved in…
COLD BALLS, Minnesota - (Magazine Satire) - The entrepreneur who has become known as "The Human Asshole" has just been charged with a crime that could land him in prison for at least 14 years. Mike "Shithead" Lindell has been charged with selling…
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