Special to TPN - Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) followed up his announcement that he was running for President in 2016 with this statement given to Matt Lauer of the Today Show: "I believe the IRS should be eliminated and taxes made voluntary. It wor...
NEW YORK CITY - Today Show host Matt Lauer says that he is getting very tired of having to state everyday that he did not get Ann Curry pregnant. Lauer speaking with Ling Chow Rangoon of iRumors at the trendy Cafe La French Fry said that just the...
NEW YORK CITY - Larry King and Regis Philbin have both said that even though most of the nation now considers Paula Deen a persona non grata they are willing to let her have her say on their top-rated talk show The Viagra View. King, who is 79, sa...
NEW YORK CITY - An inside source has told the news media that NBC Today Show host Matt Lauer seems to think that he is the East Coast version of George Clooney. But one look in the mirror will prove to Mr. Lauer that, that just isn't the case.
SAVANNAH, Georgia - Paula Deen says that it looks like before it's all over she may have to end up selling her beloved Cornbread Acres Estates in Savannah, Georgia. Deen was interviewed by Vodka Vermicelli with the iRumors News Agency and the 66-y...
NEW YORK CITY - Matt Lauer is not exactly known for being a compassionate individual and in fact Vice-President Joe Biden has compared his cold, dull personality to that of the iceberg that sunk the Titanic. Lauer interviewed Paula Deen on the Tod...
Today show host Matt Lauer was consoled by co-workers after he unexpectedly became emotional during an television interview about male pattern baldness, an unidentified production assistant said today. Lauer was interviewing NBC chief medical ed...
NEW YORK CITY - The Peacock Network will soon have to layoff some of its Today Show employees in order to help offset the tremendous amount of money that they are paying host Matt Lauer. A spokesperson for NBC stated that "The Diva" Lauer is paid...
NEW YORK CITY - Veteran Today Show host Ann Curry was let go from her job as one of the anchors on the NBC morning show. According to iRumors reporter Ling Chow Rangoon, the big powers that be had to find an excuse as to why Good Morning America...
News gathering agencies around the world are opening their reports today asking one vital question: "Where the f--k is everybody?" "It's May 21, 2011," said Today Show host Matt Lauer, apparently alone in the NBC studios, and operating his own...
Flight Commander Mark Kelly blasted Space Shuttle Endeavour into space this morning without incident, disappointing the major TV news agencies, which already started making title cards and recording cello music for the special "Tragedy For Endeavour"...
Barack Obama is scheduled to be interviewed by Matt Lauer on NBC approximately one hour before the Super Bowl kickoff at 6:20 p.m. EST. An anonymous source close to the President has disclosed that a major portion of Obama's first American television...
New York, New York - Karl Rove will be replacing Matt Lauer but only for the "Where in the World is Matt Lauer?" segment of the show. Lauer has a young family and the globetrotting has put them under stress. So, it all works out for everybo...
The upcoming Presidential Debates hit a potential snag today when President Bush stated that John Kerry would be required to sign a loyalty oath before participating in the upcoming debates. In an interview with Matt Lauer, Bush made it clear that no...
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