HOUSTON, Texas - (Satire News) - Spaced Out Weekly Magazine reports that everyone at NASA is very excited at the sucess that the Bill Nelson Space Telescope is having. Space experts state that the $10.3 billion infrared space observation telescope…
MERRITT ISLAND, Florida - The Kennedy Space Center is reporting that photos which were just taken by The Hubble Space Telescope have shown a very interesting rock formation on the moon. KSC spokesperson Virgo Coopercastle told the assembled news m...
The United Nations Security Council was called into emergency session today when it was revealed that the Hubble telescope had spotted the Borg heading towards the solar system within two weeks of earth's orbit. After the session UN Secretary Gene...
MERRITT ISLAND, Florida - The Kennedy Space Center has just stated that The Hubble Space Telescope which is out in space has just made an interesting discovery regarding the moon. According to Virgo Coopercastle the official spokesperson for the K...
MERRITT ISLAND, Florida - A spokesperson for The Kennedy Space Center has just informed the public about an astonishing discovery made by the Hubble Space Telescope. KSC Spokesman Virgo Coopercastle said that the telescope which was launched into...
Since the SETI Institute's Mothballed the Allen Telescope Array which scans the universe for signs of life in outer space, many were happy that enough donations have come in to finance the Telescopes working. Among those giving to help bring in mo...
The Hubble Space Telescope will soon be searching for heavenly bodies of a different kind as it begins its new mission: filming live X-rated images that will be broadcast on a new adult TV station. The giant telescope will be repositioned to face...
Richland, WA: It appears that a visit by space aliens in January 1992 went unnoticed by the broader public. At least this is what a group of NASA scientists claims based on some of the earlier data from the Hubble space telescope. According to the...
NASA's spaceship, appropriately named 'Deep Impact,' send home pictures recently of what appeared to be a misshapen penis and realized it was the Comet Hartley 2. Scientists high-fived each other as they viewed the photos that took three years to rea...
HOUSTON, Texas - NASA scientists were awestruck when the Hubble Space Telescope caught sight of the largest known eruption of hydrocarbons in the entire solar system today. "I couldn't believe the size of that thing," said Buzz Armstrong, an astro...
Reports are coming in that last night the Hubble Telescope found a really crap planet, and that astronomers didn't get very excited at all by the discovery. The planet, which is apparently a long way away is said to be of little interest to anybod...
There was a guarded response from SETI (Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence) officials this evening after the Hubble telescope successfully picked up what appear to be rabbits grazing in Saturn's ring, but one cautiously optimistic onlooker tol...
Last May astronauts gave the Hubble Space Telescope an overhaul that many believe will allow the space observatory new life and tools to probe deeper into the origins of our universe by installing a new camera spectrograph watzit and finagling the th...
For many years the Hubble telescope has been scanning the universe photographing distant stars and galaxies thousands of light years from planet earth. Some of the pictures taken by the Hubble Telescope are spectacular giving us a greater understandi...
Houston, TX - NASA scientists using the Hubble Telescope to probe the outer reaches of space have snapped an image bearing a strong resemblance to a pair of well-endowed female breasts. Says scientist Marcus Ribbs, "It just goes to show that the...
Earth - While mapping the star placements in a neighboring universe on the first day of April this year, the Hubble Space Telescope discovered something truly monumental, which has both PETA and the entire scientific community on an uproar. The monum...
HOUSTON, TX - Houston's never had a problem quite like this one. Amateur astronomer Edwin Quasar, who searches the sky nightly a patch at a time hoping to be the discoverer of something new, got more than he bargained for this time. He was witness...
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