The Golden Raspberry Awards has created a new category in order to give Quentin Tarantino a Lifetime Acheivement Award for Goofiest Looking Director. Tarantino, the writer and director of films such as Pulp Fiction and The Hateful Eight graciously s...
ORLANDO'S BLOOM -- For millions of Americans, times are hard, but, apparently, Mickey Mouse could care less. He has ordered Dizney World admission ticket prices to skyrocket to a whopping $1,500--not per family, mind you, but per "guest," inc...
HURRAY for HOLLYWEIRD!, CA -- Dizney Studios "is proud," Donald Duck quacks, "to introduce our first Latina princess, Elena." According to Duck, the princess' debut will occur in "Sofia The First," an episode of Dizney Jr. Why isn't the episode...
Last night in Vancouver, Canada, Miley Cyrus kicked off her much-hyped Bangerz world tour with both her immense talent and not so sexy show. In fact, if you are one of those creeps that used to hide in the back of an Adult Bookstore and peep at t...
It has been claimed that Goofy is the most complained about character at the Disney theme park. One Mother said, "He is just creepy. My little butter-ball wanted to have his picture taken with Goofy and he turned away and farted in my face. Out-...
ANAHEIM - Cheryl Cole and her boyfriend Derek Hough spent an afternoon at Disneyland and had a great time. The gorgeously sexy looking Cheryl remarked at how many different attractions the amusement park had. A little six-year-old fan went up to h...
(Anaheim, CA) Disney heroine Minnie Mouse was seen leaving a local abortion clinic in tears according to a paparazzo tailing the diva who was granted a rare interview. His recently published book "Mickey Mouse: A Rat in Wizard's Clothing&quo...
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