London - (Andrews Sachs Saga Mess): Russell Brand's ex-zits squeeze Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie is laughing all the way to the sperm bank this weekend. She has just trousered the entire £150,000 Ofcom fine imposed on the BBC for its lewd and...
London - (Russ/Ross Mess): Comic TV actor Andrew Sachs has disinherited granddaughter Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie for subjecting the family to the lurid Russell Brand shagging farce. Baillie's Daily Screws intimate blow-by-blow revelations "...
Jonathan Ross, the disgraced BBC talk show host who was suspended for his disgraceful antics with that Russell Brand, is back on TV on Friday night, after just three months absence. The show, wittily subtitled Carry On Up My Own Arse, has made Ros...
London - (F-Word! Mess): Foul mouthed TV chef Gorgon Ramsey has been seen together with Russell Brand's infamous bimbo Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie. The couple were snapped by paparrazi at a Soho sex shop where they bought two dozen bottles of...
Georgina Baillie, the girl at the centre of the Russell Brand/Jonathan Ross telephone prank scandal, has gone on record as saying she has accepted a challenge from Ross' wife, Jane Goldman, to settle their dispute with a bout of Mud Wrestling. Ro...
London - (OMFG! Mess): London's top Opus Dei pastor has been identified as the blood-father who spawned 'Satanic Sluts' stripper Georgina Baillie. His former North London parishioners say they were excommunicated after claiming the Opus Dei inquis...
Los Angeles - (Ms Voluptua Mess): No more Satanic Sluts shenanigans on seamy Hampstead Heath shag-sites for the UK's most reviled extertainer this weekend! Russell Brand looked relaxed and high as a kite as he wowed a packed Largo Coronet Theatre...
Juneau, Alaska - (Satanic Sluts Mess): GOP vice presidential wannabe Sarah Palin has been duped by a prank phone call from Russell Brand telling her he shagged her daughter Bristol. Brand, 33, said the experience was cathartic and that he was tire...
London - (Slutty Ass Mess): Septuagenarian beZimmer-framed TV chatshow host Terry Wogan is devoting an entire chapter of his forthcoming memoir to the night that he waited in queue behind Russell Brand to shag Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie. "A...
Georgina Bailey is a top ten hit by the 70s group Focks. The song is about a slightly overweight, young-ish woman who f***s her way to stardom, fame and fortune. The song states that she dances in a proto-nazi group cheekily named The SS, that sh...
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