Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie And Mrs Jonathan Ross To Mud Wrestle In Public

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Saturday, 8 November 2008

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Georgina Baillie, the girl at the centre of the Russell Brand/Jonathan Ross telephone prank scandal, has gone on record as saying she has accepted a challenge from Ross' wife, Jane Goldman, to settle their dispute with a bout of Mud Wrestling.

Ross and Brand made the prank call to Baillie's grandfather, the comic actor Andrew Sachs, and left disgusting and disgraceful comments on his voicemail. Since then, the rather boring affair has blown up out of all proportion, with Brand resigning from the BBC, and Ross being suspended from it.

Mrs Ross became enraged with her resultant loss of pocket money, and contacted Miss Baillie in order that the pair might organise some ridiculous publicity stunt to raise cash, and they came up with the Mud Wrestling idea.

The two chicks say they hope to organise the bout soon, before the public forget about it.

Jonathan Ross is not Jon Ross, the son of JR Ewing from Dallas.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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