Gorgon Ramsey caught in liaison with Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie

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Monday, 24 November 2008

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24 bottles of the orgasm-enhancement drug Anal Nitrate, the hotel room had to be hosed down afterwards

London - (F-Word! Mess): Foul mouthed TV chef Gorgon Ramsey has been seen together with Russell Brand's infamous bimbo Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie.

The couple were snapped by paparrazi at a Soho sex shop where they bought two dozen bottles of the orgasm-enhancement drug Anal Nitrate (sic).

Later the pair spent a few torrid hours in a £390-a-night Mayfair hotel room which bellhops said had to be pressure hosed down afterwards.

Baillie, 23, famously screwed TV comedian Brand after a trick or treat phone dare went horribly wrong last month.

Ramsay, 69, has been married to Montessori teacher Tana Hutcheson for 12 years.

The couple have four children and an overdraft of £10 million propping up the family's cooking empire which before the credit crunch was worth £70 million.

Jonathan Ross is down to his last ten bob note.

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