'It is the last tattered fig leaf on a helmeted sculpture of Britannia - representing the past vast military and commercial conquest of the world by England - said journalist Boris Blathering - (who is part Irish). The British Empire probably ki…
Diplomatic correspondent Paxton Quigley has learned that Commonwealth leaders have agreed the appointment of Prince Charles as the next head of the Commonwealth. In his inaugural speech as head, HRH Prince Charles immediately announced the name chang...
FCO, LONDON: Due to the significant increase in criminal activity and recent terrorist attacks, Shots were fired by a Spanish Guardia Civil vessel at a jet skier in British waters around Gibraltar, all British citizens are advised to leave Spain imm...
Her Maj the Queen this morning opened the Commonwealth Heads of Government Conference (CHOGM) in Perth, Western Australia. Here are the key excerpts from her opening speech: Ewwwww, hellewwww, my name is Elizabeth, Queen of England, and what's left of one's great aunt Victoria's once massive empire. One hopes you appreciate the effort Philip and I have made to come to Australia. It's a frigh...
A young blogger in Canada was upset today when an email sent by the Queen failed to arrive. The email was sent to 23 young people from across the world, who have written blogs about their experiences of the Commonwealth - which is celebrating its...
Denouncing Pakistan's suspension from the Commonwealth, Friday, an angry Musharraf accused the 53-nation group of making an "unjustified and unreasonable" decision.
She may be The Queen, she may be head of the Commonwealth, she may be 78… but, above all, she's one fine looking lady And Her Majesty has now decided to put the regal dowdy look behind her in favour of a little raunchiness and is spreading her win...
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