The world knows who to blame for the Coronavirus, but the world is now looking at yet another virus that could lock us all down again; bubonic plague, better known as 'Black Death', is back again. Luckily, this outbreak occurred a million miles a…
Scientists in China working on discovering an antidote for the Coronavirus have said that it is conceivable that it could yet mutate into the Bubonic Plague, or Black Death, which ravaged the world's population in the 14th century. The Black Deat...
A 25-year-old woman from Whitechapel in East London has told a local newspaper that she felt angry and cheated after being diagnosed with bubonic plague, despite having adopted a vegan lifestyle 6 months previously. Tracy Dell, a legal secretary,...
A lorry of 300 moth-ridden suits bound for the UK has been seized by customs officials in Calais. Investigators were surprised to find that the cheap garments were destined for the wardrobe of Nigel Farage, who famously wears a different grey suit ev...
Paris, France - "At first we thought they'd died of la peste (the plague)," Inspector Clouseau said today as a mass grave of more than 200 corpses was discovered under a Paris supermarket. "Then we realised it could be the missing remains of 'Les...
London - A Black Death burial pit containing hundreds of thousands of medieval skeletons is slowly contaminating rivulets that feed London's River Thames according to QM-NewsCorpse reports. Scientists monitoring the excavation under the Farringdon...
HARFOLD, Vt. - Levaquin (levofloxacin) has been approved by the FDA for the treatment and prevention of the plague. The only problem is that the FDA's decision comes some 665 years after the new drug would've done any goddamn good. "Unless you sen...
In attempt to stave off worldwide pandemic, Cesar Milan will begin filming a public service announcement (PSA) warning of the dangers of getting too close to your pet. The PSA is in response to a recent report from the University of California,...
In yet another show of humanity, the EU Council of Rodents declared a life time amnesty on previous efforts to eradicate the rodents by banning any type of anticoagulants in trying to control the disease carrying pests! Saying that some ingredient...
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