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Funny story: After Years of Breaking, Dawn Gets Much-Needed Fix

After Years of Breaking, Dawn Gets Much-Needed Fix

After breaking each and every morning in memorable history, Dawn (also known as Sunrise and/or Aurora) finally got a much-needed fix. “Nights are tough,” admitted Dawn, in a rare moment of vulnerability. “Right before I wake up, I experience this...

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Funny story: Every Retail Store In America Expects To Sell Out of The DVD and Blu-Ray of "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I" Within 15 Minutes

Every Retail Store In America Expects To Sell Out of The DVD and Blu-Ray of "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I" Within 15 Minutes

HOLLYWOOD - The much anticipated The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I, starring Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will hit the retail stores on Saturday. Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that most of the nation's major retail store chains have h...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart to Shoot Hot Steamy Scene with Taylor Lautner in Post Breaking Dawn Film

Kristen Stewart to Shoot Hot Steamy Scene with Taylor Lautner in Post Breaking Dawn Film

Twilight Saga actors Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner are not very happy about their movie Breaking Dawn getting snubbed this film award season, so they've vowed to make a comeback after their Twilight contract is up. "I don't understand what...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Showing A Lot Of Skin During Breaking Dawn Filming!

Kristen Stewart Showing A Lot Of Skin During Breaking Dawn Filming!

If you ever wondered why Robert Pattinson is so taken with Kristen Stewart, you might check the photos online today of the filming of 'Breaking Dawn, The Twilight Saga". Of course, Pattison is wearing swimming trunks in some of the shots but the w...

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Funny story: Dozens of body doubles auditioned for Kristen Stewart's intimate, naked honeymoon scenes

Dozens of body doubles auditioned for Kristen Stewart's intimate, naked honeymoon scenes

Hollywood - (Nude Ass Mess): "Facially, some of them looked more like grizzly bears than our own beloved Kristen," Breaking Dawn director Bill Condon said today, "bodily, however, they're all dead ringers." The movie man was addressing a press co...

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