TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Satire News) - The powers-that-be at Disney have given in and announced that they are dropping their "Don't Say Gay," rule. A spokesperson for Disney, Teodore P. Pillsack, 38, who admits to being gay, stated that the amusemen…
ORLANDO, Florida – After being completely shut down for four months due to the Coronapalooza pandemic, Disney World is now open for business. But, it appears that no one told the American people, as the attendance for the amusement theme park's fi…
WEST MONROE, Louisiana – Phil Robertson the patriarch of the famed Duck Dynasty clan has just informed the media that, after 5 years, the famous amusement park will be shutting down. Robertson stated that, with the spread of the Coronavirus, it ha...
Come one, come all. In a recent press conference, Donald Trump unveiled a major accomplishment that only a select few people knew about: an entirely adult-oriented and adult-themed amusement park on the outskirts of Las Vegas, NV. This reporter h...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has informed the news media that President Obama has just received a text message from the government of China. Secretary Colfax stated that the Republic of China is very interested in purc...
WEST MONROE, Louisiana - Phil Robertson, patriarch of the Robertson family of Duck Dynasty fame has just informed the news media about plans for a Duck Dynasty Amusement Theme Park. The park is scheduled to open in early 2015, and it will include...
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