ATLANTA – (Satire News) – After an unfavorable critique in The Right Coast Revue, the Georgia-based sandwich giant, Arby's, has promised to do better. Arby’s spokesperson Poindexter F. Cypress stated that the allegations that some of Arby’s roast…
In a strongly worded statement Wednesday, Tybee husband and hard-working father of two Clive Shwartz made it perfectly clear that his wife is not to mess with the the air-conditioning settings anymore. "If I've told her once, I've told her a thous...
Oil company British Petroleum, whose corporate reputation has suffered since the environmentally devastating 2010 Deepwater Horizon oil spill, recently announced the launch of a groundbreaking new product: the global cooling machine or "GCM," designe...
With the sun finally coming out for the final few days of the Olympics, a new problem has emerged, with pollution set to make breathing dangerous for athletes. "Ozone levels are so high," said Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, who has decided to rem...
In a press conference held yesterday at the Nowhere Institute of Technology (NIT) Isaac Newton's Apple Conference Center; scientists and engineers from three major research centers (NIT, Berkelee and Vermont Lab for Homeopathic Studies) have announce...
Police say they are treating as 'very suspicious' the death of a man who froze to death in a 24Seven convenience store in central Bangkok, a source said today. The man, about 67, was said to have died from the effects of extreme cold temperatures...
(New York) West Side resident Glen Fisher decided to break up with his longtime girlfriend this weekend, but with the record heat wave that's currently gripping the city, the thought of leaving her air-conditioned apartment is making him rethink...
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