Why did the wife beater cut his spouse and rush her to the hospital when he heard that his favorite baseball teams starting line-up was about to die?...

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Holiday Sports and the NFL

Why do the losing Detroit Lions still play every year on Thanksgiving?...

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Trouble at the North Pole

What happened when one of the elves accidentally sat on a buzz saw at the toy factory?...

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Santa Claus in the bedroom

Why did Mrs. Claus take Santa in to get a prescription for Viagra?...

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He really should have taken the boat

Why didnt Ted Kennedy make it across the River Styx and into Heaven?...

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Your answer really "Depends"

What is the difference between being incontinent and inconsonant?...

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A Hollywood casting question

Why should Hollywood hire Mickey Mouse to portray American Premiere/Sheik Barack Obama in their newest Bio-pic?...

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Another Priest Joke, #7

Why did the Pontiff have to deflower the virgin in the basilica?...

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Another Priest Joke, #6

How did the policeman note the sexual assault of the Priest upon the young boy behind the row of Saint figurines....

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Another Priest Joke, #5

Why did the Priest think that the nun enjoyed their lovemaking session?...

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Another Priest Joke #4

Where do Priests who like little boys prefer to bend over their conquests?...

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Another Priest Joke, #3

Why do Priests that prefer women like their younger nuns naked?...

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Another Priest Joke, #2

Why didnt the Priest who was a foot fetishest like having success behind the altar?...

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Another Priest Joke #1

What did the Catholic Priest say when he was accused of sleeping with the Mother Superior?...

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Moslem terrorists and Light Bulbs (variation #5)

How many Moslem terrorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?...

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Moslem terrorists and Light Bulbs (variation #4)

How many Moslem terrorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?...

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Moslem terrorists and Light Bulbs (variation #3)

How many Moslem terrorists does it take to change a light bulb?...

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Moslem terrorists and Light Bulbs (variation #2)

How many Moslem terrorists does it take to change a light bulb?...

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Moslem terrorists and Light Bulbs (variation #1)

How many Moslem terrorists does it take to change a light bulb?...

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