How many Moslem terrorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Fifty-nine. Four to scream "Ai Ai Ai", three to take credit for the action, three to hide Osama Bin Laden, twenty to burn the U.S. President in effigy, two to attempt to justify the action in the Koran, six to search for a ladder that they have not blown up, eight to petition the U.N. for grievances for the west leaving them in the dark, five to increase the price of oil to cover the cost of the bulb, two to steal the light bulb from the Israelis, two suicide bombers to blow up anyone accusing them of needing light, one to actually change the bulb, and three to kill the witnesses.
