A Hollywood casting question

Submitted by Jalapenoman

Sunday, 17 May 2009

Why should Hollywood hire Mickey Mouse to portray American Premiere/Sheik Barack Obama in their newest Bio-pic?

Think about it:
Both are black
Both have funny ears
Both have significant others whose names start with "MI" (michelle and minnie)
No one knows their true religious beliefs
Neither has a birth certificate
Both hang around with people who are Goofy
Both have a squeaky voice
Both have huge fan bases among the uneducated, unemployed, and illiterate (though Mickey's are children)
Both are good actors
Both have good friends that are dogs (Pluto and Goofy/Bo and Oprah)
Both have sidekicks with hair trigger tempers (Donald Duck and Joe Biden)
Both can credit Hollywood for their success
Both have their words written by other people
Both have their realities existing in a land of make-believe


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