William Hague - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 17 May 2012

I was the guest at the CBI meeting the other day.

Apparently I outraged business at the weekend when I told companies to export more and create jobs rather than "complaining about it". My cabinet colleague and jolly nice man Philip Hammond, fuelled the row when he accused business of "whingeing"!

Sir Roger Carr, the president of the CBI said: "There are no whingeing businessmen here, but engaged and positive people advocating a more constructive approach to solving the nations' greatest challenge - growth!"

It is our biggest challenge too. Sod the sick, unemployed, drugs, murders, riots and the proletariat!

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