William Hague - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 3 April 2012

I first came to wider attention aged just 16, when I gave the 1977 Conservative Party conference a barnstorming speech on the perils of a too-powerful state.

Thirty three years later, I am the holder of one of the great offices of state, a close ally of Conservative leader David Cameron and the UK's new representative on the world stage.

And I've remained loyal to my personal assistants over the years, Montague, Aloysius, Cecil, Piers, Bertrum, Jasper, Simeon, Lucien, and Sheridan have been with me all the way... bless them!