Tony Blair - My Fake Diary

Monday, 17 September 2012

When I was prime minister, Lord Mandelson said New Labour was "intensely relaxed" about people becoming "filthy rich".

Now, Labour leader Ed Miliband has declared that he has nothing against the rich - as long as they have made their money 'the hard way'.

Like wot I did I suppose… and boy am I still raking it in!

Ho ho ho!